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We are PLATONIC FRIENDS I don't want to fuck her

Does that shit sound ridiculous to you too lol I had to chuckle while I was writing that.

Have I ever met a woman who I wouldn't have sex with at least once ?

SURE !!!!

but in each instance she was either:

a) old as hell,

b) unattractive as hell,

c) had some medical problem or

d) was a relative.

But hey I'm a heterosexual self proclaimed whore so maybe the rules are different for me

I think the whole concept of Platonic friends is a myth a lie a scam (referring to heterosexual people)


Lets first of all define PLATONIC FRIENDS

"love (for one of the opposite sex) free of sensual desire"

When mi read this definition it makes me think Plato was a faggot

Make mi get this straight you love a girl but you have no desire for her

That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my life


Males and females have a natural attraction, men when in contact with an attractive female naturally has specific urges. (naturally wah fuck her) [read this]



I already stated my reasons why I probably wouldn't sleep with a woman (at least once)

but there are other reasons why a person would not sleep with a woman

1. If you are in a exclusive relationship


2. You work or do business together


3. The person was in a prior relationship with friend or family member

and we probably could come up with other similar reasons to keep it non-sexual if you will

But I ask myself if you would fuck someone if you weren't in the current situation is your relationship really platonic?


Ladies cut the bullshit you can't be that naive

You think he just likes to hang out with you right?

He just enjoys helping you out doing those little odd jobs that you need done

He just a great guy right evey time you call on him he is there

Try out this excersize:

Jokingly make a sexual advance to him and see how he responds

Just try it, What do you have to lose except the word 'platonic" from in front of the word "friend"


I am going to go out on a limb and say they should change the meaning of Platonic to "FUCKING GAY"

because no heterosexual man really wants just a Platonic female friend

So Ladies all your platonic friends want to fuck you and will if given the right opportunity

Every single one (who is straight)

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFEE