BILSTON TO BEDFORD: MY FIRST EVER PERFORMANCE IN THE UK

BILSTON TO BEDFORD
My first ever performance in the UK was in Bilston Saturday night (Princess Promotions) I got to the club bout 3:15 am (fashionable late) to a welcome surprise the venue was ram, and di selector dem did a deal wid di place wikkid. Everybody know say a promotion me say so I did my regular ting hand out promotional LAMAR CLAN cds to the female patrons.
It was funny when this sexy girl asked me "what time is Fudgie Springer coming?" ... I chuckled and told her "I don't know... I'm surprised he isn't here yet." and continued about my business handing out cds
Ladies if I am booked for and event in your city and you are not sure what I look like. If you see a tall black handsome man who is clean as a whistle handing out cd's its me OK. :o)
In fore site, however, I wished I had introduced myself and got her number cause di girl hot but a work mi did a work a never chicken mi a jerk. Big up Platinum Hype di selector that played before I performed. Him mix up di gyal dem wikkid kinda reminded me of myself behind the turntables except me slacker and talk bout fuck more...
Platinum informed me that my queue was when a daggering beat dropped. Him play di buddy buddy riddim and signaled for me to come perform and mi say "Platinum yu no know me ? Mi wah dagga some gyal too!!!"
The video will tell the story but lets just say at one point a 3 girl tek on mi alone and a me win. LOL

Performance time mi kick it off with "Your buddy" and then mi stop and explain to the ladies why dem need to suck dick for the contuance and prosperity of their ongoing relationships.
A me a di whore inna dancehall a me talk di tings dem dat everybody else fraid fi talk bout.
They responded well to "Hot Gyal" my song on the national pride and I had all the ladies singing "Fuck and Collect". "Pussy Good" was automatic and "Pussy Please" was well recieved. All and all I enjoyed Bilston and I look forward to performing for these ladies in the future. I have a few stops in London but the next big dance that they promoted me hard is in Bedford this coming Saturday and mi cyah wait fi reach.
The UK is nice whore musik to the world !!!!

I WOULD FUCK MY BEST FRIEND GIRL

Ok big Up all the people who are following me on Twitter. If you are not sort out yuself
http://www.twitter.com/fudgiespringer
TWITTER HAS A RATING SYSTEM CALLED TWEET GRADE http://www.tweetgrade.com rating how followable (is that a word LOL) each person on twitter is so yu can pree mi tweet grade before you follow me, then pree some other people's LOL.
Last night I was forced to spend the night at a local 3 star hotel in Pittsburgh and with all the spare time I started thinking about some topics that most people probably would avoid or not give the thought that it deserves. On twitter mi title it MY OPINION
Lets paint a picture:
Yu breddren a go crazy over wah girl, he introduces you to her as his main squeeze, she is good looking and seems like a nice girl and you are happy for your boy. (LADIES Y'ALL CAN FLIP IT TO APPLY TO YOU)
After interacting with them you start notice say the girl lets call her "GOOD PUMS" a pree you. Further more she start flirt with you and tries to link up with you without dude knowing.

WHAT IS THE CORRECT PROCEDURE AT THIS POINT???????
a) Tell yu breddren right away b) ignore her because she is just playing c) Fuck Her a keep her secret d) Fuck the shit outta her and tell your boy everything ASAP

LETS ANALYSE THE OPTIONS HERE:
a) Tell yu breddren right away
This might seem and I stress seem like the best thing to do. But let me share something with you
THAT IS THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO !!!!!
Let me tell you how this progresses, You tell dude, He gets mad, he confronts his boo, GOOD PUMS, who he feels strongly for, She denies it and says yu did a try look her and NOW.....
DI TWO A DEM A PREE YOU !!!!
so obviously option a) is a no no
b) ignore her cause she just playing
Now this one seems slightly better than the previous option and can be considered especially if you think you should just mind your own business and not get involved. To how I see it, mi check fi mi breddren dem and if GOOD PUMS would come on to me, knowing that me and dude are friends imagine who else she would come on to. So if yu breddren really a check for this girl IT'S NOT IN HIS BEST INTEREST FOR YOU TO IGNORE IT!!!
c) Fuck her and keep her secret
YOU A FUCKED UP FRIEND !!!! Dats all I can say if you considered this option
d) Fuck the shit outta her and tell your boy everything ASAP
This may seem like the worst option right, But think about it, If your girl Fuck your breddren yu know she anno wife material right, if yu breddren say yu girl a come on to him or he say your girl gave up the pussy which statement would have a greater effect, which statement could she not so easily deny.
In every option before d) dude is getting played IN OPTION D HE IS FORCED TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE

Call me a genius, a philosopher, call me a Whore , who cares.... OPTION D
is the correct answer (and I am speaking from experience both sides of the equation)
THE SECOND MORAL OF THE STORY IS YOU NEED TO BE FOLLOWING ME ON TWITTER LOL

PUM PUM PROMOTION: Lil Dainty, Acacia, Princess Pandora, Princess Fyah, SYNDICATED FUSEBOX RADIO/ MY UK CONTACT INFO

Big up every woman cause I would love to meet all of you one day, and a mi buss all a di hot gyal dem so if yu ting sort out link mi pon twitter mek mi promote di Pum Pum. deh so mi ting deh

As y'all know I am in the UK and when I am not in the US or Jamaica I tend to send these lil messages more often (for what ever reason) Over the last few weeks I came across some women that I think people need to know about, and since a me say "GYAL" and "PUM PUM" and "FUCK" and these things I think it's my responsibility to introduce these women to all that I can because in there own significant way they have grabbed my attention with their talents and determination.

oh btw ladies my twitter link is : http://www.twitter.com/fudgiespringer

LIL DAINTY, ACACIA, PRINCESS PANDORA, PRINCESS FIYAH, DJ FUSION Big up y'all self (some of you guys I think are on my list)

Mek mi start talk:

1. LIL DAINTY

Mi deh a UK a mind mi business, doing my regular thing a beg some pum pum pon twitter and a friend of mine say's"there is an artist in the UK called Lil Dainty who is slacker than you and she hot!" ....

Mi shake mi head (SMH - twitter jargon LOL) and say "Slacker than me? and its a she? LUUUUU" Needless to say though it grabbed my attention. Mi a wonder if mi aggo haffi sue somebody since slacker than me gotta be illegal or wrong or something....

I visited her myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/lildainty tek a pree

and The first thing that came to mind was "Mi woullda fuck dah gyal yah yu see!!!"....

c'mon people I'm a whore wah yu expect mi fi think..... Anyways mi tek the time out to pree her music and the girl bad. I think she originally from Negril (Yu know say a Sav La Mar me come from). If you a producer, artist or just a reggae fan give her a listening ear trust mi .... I would love to meet and work with her . Mi aggo recommend her to Unda Teka see if he can voice her on one of his upcoming productions.

Wid promotion mi believe say she can make some noise inna di business. Tell me what y'all think

2. ACACIA

I had the honour of being one of the judges in the most recent dancehall queen competition in Detroit. I noticed the MC introduced Acacia from California. It was a white girl (I apologize for saying this but because of that reason I didnt expect too much) Dem drop Charly Black song Buddy Buddy and this girl killed it. Mad Energy, talent , flexibilty.. Y'all already knew what I thought.. "A wonder if dah gyal yah can fuck like dat??"

LOL a so me stay I like to know things...

After the competition was ended prematurely I had a chance to speak to her and what she said amazed me.

She had flew from California to detroit just to compete in that competition, and further more she planned to fly to Minnesota, Chicago and Washington DC to enter their respective dancehall queen competitions. And win lose or draw she was going to fly to Montego Bay Jamaica to compete in the International DHQ competition in August. She reminded me of myself in more ways than one.

How could you not admire such determination? How could I not route for a person such as this?

I am publicly saying I am a fan of Acacia and to me she is already a winner

check her out on myspace: http://www.myspace.com/choreography_

and follow her on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/freestylequeen_

3. PRINCESS PANDORA (PRINCESS PROMOTIONS)

Nuff man no too rate me fi what ever reason, in some cities mi hear say mi tek weh dem woman, mi hear say mi cannot DJ, maybe mi mek some bredda realize say dem really anno gallist.... mi no know

Women on the other hand tend to love me and mi anno battyman so mi love dem back. This has translated on the business side of things to me being booked by mostly female promoters. A lot of y'all are on my list and I love y'all. This specific Lady I am telling you about is Princess Pandora of Princess Promotions who resides in Birmingham.

Y'all know I am performing in Birmingham tonight right. Well this is her first dance ever. This impressed me because she put so much faith in a new dancehall artist who more than likely is not huge in her city. I met Pandora as I met most of you doing my regular tedious myspace promotion and started talking to her on skype. She was a flirt as am I so you know what I thought right?? "Dah woman yah wah fuck di whore!!" .....

Well mi deh a Birmingham, she get me my own flat (apartment) and is one of the most professional and focused promoters I have worked with to date. She has promoted me hard in her city and tonight mi aggo try return the favour by giving her and her patrons a good show.

If you are a young selector, artist, dancer or even someone who is more established, you need to know Princess Pandora, she is on the rise and is "WHORE APPROVED" :o) Oh she's also a radio personality on one of the hottest radio stations in Birmingham Hot 92 FM

Give her a link on myspace trust me this is a good contact: http://www.myspace.com/insidepandorasbox

4. PRINCESS FIYAH (ROYAL FIYAH INC)

Prior to a few weeks ago I had no idea what a PR was and or what they did. You guys already know that I live on twitter and no matter where in the world I am log on to my twitter page and you can know whats going on with me. Well I met Princess Fiyah on twitter. She didnt know me but after conversing and her reading mi crazy tweets I eventually sent her my music. One day she asked me ... "Do you have a PR ?" .....

you know what I thought right ?? "What the hell is a PR ??" LOL

Well she is a PR and she is helping the whore musik movement artists look her up she is very efficient and good at what she does . MI CAREER GONE AGAIN!!!! LOL

check her out: www.myspace.com/princessfiyah

www.twitter.com/fiyahempress
www.facebook.com/tonjajohnson

4. DJ FUSION (SYNDICATED FUSEBOX RADIO BROADCAST)

I hope you are starting to see the value of twitter. This is another lady I met on twitter. I am not quite sure how our interaction started but I know that Ms Mary Nichols likes whore musik because since I sent her my songs I see my name on the playlists for Fusebox Radio.

http://fuseboxradio.podomatic.com/ Just Pree podcast #159 and #160 the two latest podcasts of the show. As an artist I can assure you a lot of DJs that say they will play your music are doing just that "saying they are going to play your music" ....

SHE REAL TO DI TING!!!

look her up : http://www.twitter.com/fuseboxradio

http://www.BlackRadioIsBack.com/

Well like me say a me say every gyal so all girls big up y'all self.MI LOVE UUNU !!!!!!

TWO BEST WAYS TO CONTACT ME WHILE I AM IN THE UK

My UK cellphone number is 011 44 7931 483591

or

http://www.twitter.com/fudgiespringer