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Last night I was forced to spend the night at a local 3 star hotel in Pittsburgh and with all the spare time I started thinking about some topics that most people probably would avoid or not give the thought that it deserves. On twitter mi title it MY OPINION
Lets paint a picture:
Yu breddren a go crazy over wah girl, he introduces you to her as his main squeeze, she is good looking and seems like a nice girl and you are happy for your boy. (LADIES Y'ALL CAN FLIP IT TO APPLY TO YOU)
After interacting with them you start notice say the girl lets call her "GOOD PUMS" a pree you. Further more she start flirt with you and tries to link up with you without dude knowing.
WHAT IS THE CORRECT PROCEDURE AT THIS POINT???????
a) Tell yu breddren right away b) ignore her because she is just playing c) Fuck Her a keep her secret d) Fuck the shit outta her and tell your boy everything ASAP
LETS ANALYSE THE OPTIONS HERE:
a) Tell yu breddren right away
This might seem and I stress seem like the best thing to do. But let me share something with you
THAT IS THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO !!!!!
Let me tell you how this progresses, You tell dude, He gets mad, he confronts his boo, GOOD PUMS, who he feels strongly for, She denies it and says yu did a try look her and NOW.....
DI TWO A DEM A PREE YOU !!!!
so obviously option a) is a no no
b) ignore her cause she just playing
Now this one seems slightly better than the previous option and can be considered especially if you think you should just mind your own business and not get involved. To how I see it, mi check fi mi breddren dem and if GOOD PUMS would come on to me, knowing that me and dude are friends imagine who else she would come on to. So if yu breddren really a check for this girl IT'S NOT IN HIS BEST INTEREST FOR YOU TO IGNORE IT!!!
c) Fuck her and keep her secret
YOU A FUCKED UP FRIEND !!!! Dats all I can say if you considered this option
d) Fuck the shit outta her and tell your boy everything ASAP
This may seem like the worst option right, But think about it, If your girl Fuck your breddren yu know she anno wife material right, if yu breddren say yu girl a come on to him or he say your girl gave up the pussy which statement would have a greater effect, which statement could she not so easily deny.
In every option before d) dude is getting played IN OPTION D HE IS FORCED TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE
Call me a genius, a philosopher, call me a Whore , who cares.... OPTION D
is the correct answer (and I am speaking from experience both sides of the equation)
THE SECOND MORAL OF THE STORY IS YOU NEED TO BE FOLLOWING ME ON TWITTER LOL
