THANKS FOR SUCKING MY DICK (WOMEN ARE WONDERFUL BEINGS)

THANKS FOR SUCKING MY DICK (WOMEN ARE WONDERFUL BEINGS)

Let me preface this blog by saying I KNOW that every woman gives head

If you find this offensive that is not my intention.....

I am more interested in making you more comfortable with the things you do

and sending me a message saying you do not is pointless so please my empresses save your energy

Popular entertainer Chris Rock explained it best in the video clip from 1999 (and I emphasize 1999)

In the year 2009 Contrary to how it may seem at reggae events, I think I can speak for all men when I say , "THANK YOU, LADIES FOR SUCKING MY DICK"

Dancehall culture or Jamaican culture is one of many "taboos" , most of which I personally agree with.

We no like battyman, fish, fag and dat nah go change

We no like informer, rat, snitch..

We no like badmind, grudgeful....

The list goes on.....

When it comes to women one popular taboo is "women providing oral sex" or "sucking dick" if you will

This one is very interesting because the same men who "fire burn" it in the dancehall "request" it in every day life.

This to me seems like hypocrisy and blatant stupidity

I personally don't play "heads high" and songs like those, I personally big up the girls who do them ting as much chances as I get

Pree the music , my song "My girl put yu mouth pon the buddy" was recognized by FADER MAGAZINE as being a milestone in dancehall so to speak

But almost every Vybz Kartel girl song makes some reference to girls giving head (tek a pree if yu no believe me)

Reggae a change, dancehall a change, they say the only constant in life is change

In the year 2009 Ladies , no shame in your game. I, Fudgie Springer, Di GYAL DEM WHORE,

i) give you permission to be yourself,

ii) to not worry about what people who either are doing the same thing, or willing recipients, say about you,

iii) to be proud that you are willing to please your significant other,

I HAVE TO APPLAUD YOU, My life has been better because of the things you do

Who would I be without you

I have not slept with every girl by no stretch of the imagination, but every girl I have slept with more than once has gave me head. MAYBE I'M JUST LUCKY... who knows...

BUT LADIES THANKS FOR SUCKING MY DICK

I FUCKED HER IN MY DREAM LAST NIGHT....

I FUCKED HER IN MY DREAM LAST NIGHT....


Who is her, if you are a female "her" is you, all you female friends, all your female enemies and all the other females that you don't even know....

I recently wrote a blog expressing my desire to FUCK EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD.....

Usually I get feedback but with this particular subject, which I stand by, the response was over whelming, a lot of women argued that I made it seem like being with one "good", for lack of a better word, woman was being trapped.

some men were concerned with my statement, " I don't know any man with one woman" or " Any man have one woman a batty man"

The funny thing was, their reason for concern wasn't them disputing what I was saying, it was more so them not wanted their significant others, if you will, reading my words. THINK ABOUT WHAT I JUST SAID.

If you open their minds and not just go with what society or our upbringing taught us how to be or think you will find that my arguments are "logical" if you don't want to just say "DI WHORE RIGHT"


I am going to go on a limb and say...... A MAN IN A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP HAVE TO FORCE HIMSELF TO KEEP THINGS THAT WAY....

If you wanna call it trapped or use any other adjective to describe the monogamous man's situation that is entirely up to you.....

I want to take this opportunity to paint 2 separate but similar pictures which if you have an open mind will undoubtably prove my point. I will pose them in the form of two questions and we will refer to the monogamous man as a "ONE BURNER" if you will

1) When ONE BURNER meets, or interacts with another woman who he finds sexy or attractive what urges does THE ONE BURNER have or experience ?????

From him straight him aggo wah fuck her, cocky aggo stand up pon him or him aggo at least think jah know if mi ever ..... you can finish that any how you choose to.
To maintain his ONE BURNERship lets say this "good man" doesn't act on his urges...

Lets talk about the possible reasons: I THINK THE ONLY REASON FOR THIS IS BECAUSE HE CANNOT ACT ON HIS URGES AND STILL MAINTAIN HIS "CURRENT RELATIONSHIP"

So in essence he forces himself to do something that instinctively doesn't want to do which is BE FAITHFUL and remain a ONE BURNER.


I know nuff woman probably wah kill me because of the above logical statements but lets move on to the second question

2) Ladies be honest, If you had no problem what so ever if your man slept with other women, WOULD HE DO IT?????

Some people are going to lie to themselves when answering this question, some will ignore the question because the answer may be somewhat "disturbing". BUT BOTTOMLINE as I have alluded to in earlier blogs...

MAN ,NATURALLY, FI HAVE NUFF WOMAN, KIngs need Queens and Concubines.........

What does LION FACE from KILLAFACE have against a successful whore?? (I DONT THINK MI FUCK NONE A HIM WOMAN DEM)

This might seem like a random question but it is a real one?

If you don't know who lionface is he plays at a bar every weekend somewhere in Florida

When Vybz Machine (my soundsystem) was starting out everyone was pretty cool

but over the last couple months there has been some what of a negative vibes between the leaders of the 2 units

Mi try link di man several times on some business related issues and him go round mi calls so I stop calling because mi anno battyman and a gyal me say.

Anyways I found it strange that when I started helping Anthony Cruz with his dub program Lion face or what ever him wah name had a selector on his sound who lives in Jamaica call about the program.

So mi say to me self "Dah ting yah serious!! Mi must fuck bout 3 a him gyal dem and never know bout it!"

Guess thats a negative side effect of Whoring and Touring, who knows

Especially since I said in my blog that I would fuck my best friends girl

Or maybe I''m getting too popular I dont know I mean as of late I've been traveling alot, I havent been to any bars in Fla yet but I'll be performing in Orlando next saturday so I'm not sure if that counts. who knows...

But anyways mi decide fi give di bredda a page today... two ring and it go voicemail zeen

People I have an Iphone and for those who are familiar with the spoof app you can pretty much call anyone and let them see whatever number you want them to see in there caller ID. So y'all can guess what I did right??

Mi call him from one a him selector dem number and di pussy answer inna one ring

If anyone takes offense to this message I apologize but everybody on my email list knows how I am, I speak my mind, a just so mi stay...

If anyone can shed some light on the situation that would be great, if not, thats OK too

I have to say big up to Krazy Hype and di Killaface family in Atlanta di girl dem tell me say y'all endorse mi tings
Big Up the Bryno and di Killaface Crew inna Milwaukee uunu show di whore respect, Big Up Freddo Killa and the Killaface crew inna Jamaica inna "dutty morning" like Freddo call it the girls hear my voice, Big Up Nambi Killa from Killaface Chicago yu a mi don and that nah go change.

To the ladies that frequent that particular bar in Florida.. well maybe one day the owner a di bar will book di whore and y'all can get to hear my songs LOL but chances are you wont hear any of the FREE DUBZ I voiced for your resident DJ. But lemme me help y'all out with some free promotion since my email list is very extensive....

EVERY FRIDAY @ THE LITTLE PUB, 351 SW 27TH AVE, FORT LAUDERDALE, FL, ITS RAMPING SHOP MEETS STOMPING SHOP, MUSIC BY KILLAFACE, MOSES I, DIGITAL SUPREME, FOR MORE INFO LOG ON TO WWW.KILLAFACE.COM OR CALL 414-732-7254

But I have to warn you, IF YOU HAVE THE SPOOF APP, Dont call and have my number show up in the Caller ID, YOU WONT GET THRU....

MI WAH FUCK EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD: POLYGAMY, DEH SO DI TING DEH

I say things that at times people think are crazy based on just initial shock but when yu pree my literature in its entirety you more times than not have to admit that there is always logic to the things I say.

I actually researched this subject before writing this blog.

I obviously believe that man fi have nuff woman and mi no feel so no straight man really want just one woman (my opinion)
A straight man have to force himself to have one woman. ASK ANY MAN WHO NO FRAID FI TALK DI TRUTH.

Mek we pree some things:

1 What is the ratio of Men to Women in the world

I have to be honest before researching this I was under the misconception that women outnumbered men by a great margin.
I found however that its damn near 1:1 after checking with various sources

Mi did kinda vex because mi couldn't use the ratio argument to display the naturalness of poligamy.

Men do die younger and more frequently than women though and more men incarcerated than women so at certain ages there are definately more women available than men.

If you get biblical
The Bible mentions approximately forty polygynists, including such prominent figures as Abraham, Jacob, Esau, Moses, David and King Solomon
I almost every historical society polygamy was practiced and accepted:

Mi hear Tony Matterhorn say and I quote " King Solomon was the wisest man and he had many wives and much more concubines and concubines are women you fuck but you dont marry them" end quote.

The wisest man in our history..... so wah dat wouldda mek some bwoy weh a one burner? FOOLS right?

Modern day you have Mormons ,FLDS Church and many more cultures dat still approve and endorse living "the good life" if you will.

Here wah me a say and again I am just sharing my opinion:

If me have 4 girlfriend and mi a fuck di 4 a dem i dont think I am cheating on anybody because a mi woman mi a fuck.
So if society accept di ting how it should be there would be no more infidelity (MAN JUST HAVE NUFF GYAL)

If you have HBO yu probably familiar with Big Love a movie bout a bredda who have and live with his 3 wives. (real inspirational series) tek a pree.

Mi close of dah blog yah short and sweet by saying this:

If a man physically and mentally can handle multiple women sexually and or emotionally he should be afforded that opportunity. When him get older maybe this conversation can be revisited while him can manage allow him fi manage.

I personally dont know any man who have one girl. Mi no know none. Call mi informer call mi whatever yu want, call mi whore, MI NO KNOW NONE!!!

So ladies you say you want a king right. In the time of Kings they had wives and concubines.

GROUPIES: THE HEART AND SOUL OF MUSIC

You know say my ting is to big up women of all walks of life. There is a certain demographic of women who rarely get the recognition and accolades that they deserve "GROUPIES".

They have various names, titles some more "derogative" than others but in my eyes these women are very important and need to know that I am a big fan.

A GHETTO BICYCLE BY DEFINITION: is a woman who every man in the "hood" if you will has ridden. Now this may seem initially to be a terrible way to describe a woman. A woman reading this may take offense to what I am saying. There are varying levels of what could be referred to as a "bicycle" the biggest ghetto bicycles are not even from the ghetto. They are often the "hot girls" who flex with the "hot man" dem and wear all the "hot clothes" them dat nuff a di little regular man dem want her but cant get. Don't be fooled...

I think ghetto bicycles on all levels are important to mankind and I am going to point out a few reasons shortly but lets first categorize our beloved "bicylces".

Firstly you have the basic "Ghetto Bicycle" she just like to fuck, she don't really go for any specific type of man, she just like dash out di ting.
Then you have the "Gold Diggers" they dash out dem hole but generally to men who have money, and or some type of position, occasionally dem will fuck a regular man but for the most part dem fuck di top man dem.
The 3rd type of Ghetto bicycles are the GROUPIES they fuck artists, managers, musicians etc because of their songs, fame, status etc.

Lets talk about them individually

1. Basic Ghetto bicycle:

- Every Man love them and they are the realest of the 3 categories
- Dem like yu dem aggo give yu some pussy (a just so it set)
- No commitment is required usually

2. Gold Diggers

- They usually look real fucking good and have dem self well put together and seem to be "good girls"
- From yu thing deh pon a level (money, power, social status) you can fuck
- They don't really have to like you to give you some pussy

3. Groupies

- They come in all shapes, sizes, races, creed and nationalities (variety is after all the spice of life)
- They support your shows, buy your records,
- They know all about you and they in their own special way have mad love for you


As a man who can be perceived as eligible for all the categories of Ghetto bicycles I think I am the perfect man to speak on the subject. I really want to talk about Groupies and their significance/ importance to music.

Artists depending on there level of success tend to be always traveling, (eg. I am currently in the UK on a small tour) on these travels they meet obviously all different types of women. Big up all "goodas" but if me come a say "London" for a weekend mi no have no time fi goodas, Mi wah fuck... Keep it real

I feel like a lot of things as far as men are concerned are "PUM PUM MOTIVATED" if yu pree di ting. Why we wah nuff money, nice car , popularity and fame ? (The politically correct answer is to take care of your family, security blah blah blah blah blah blah) MAN WAH HAVE NUFF GYAL FI FUCK AND FLEX WID.

Can you understand the feeling when yu walk in a room wid a model pon yu arm, a woman who mek all di other man dem turn dem heads, step it up, imagine walking in with 2 such women on your arm (music allows this lol) Wah dem call it in America "SWAG!" All real musician know wah mi a talk bout.
Even to another level what does it do for a man's ego when A woman who, when yu never sing no song you probably couldn't even offer her a water, trying to flirt and get with you....

Ladies you get offered sex every day of you life , so when a man trying to fuck you its like nothing. When a man getting offers from some women its like "Damn it must be my lucky day!!!"

They use to say DJs (dudes that spin the music) gets all the girls. Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
The artists (dudes that sing the music) get way more girls....

When a man reach pon a certain level in music and a get certain attention, that is something that is not easy to give up so an artist aggo try his best to maintain and are increase the level of his musical accolades.

So Groupies provide the type of motivation that keeps good music on our radios and in our ipods.

As and artist/ entertainer I have been all over Japan, Germany, USA, England, Jamaica and I plan to come to a lot of other countries and markets. And from the bottom of my heart I have to say THANK YOU to all groupies. You are very much appreciated, keep up the good work, you are the heartbeat of music and THE WHORE OF DANCEHALL loves you and is looking forward to meeting you soon and or meeting you again soon.