GROUPIES: THE HEART AND SOUL OF MUSIC

You know say my ting is to big up women of all walks of life. There is a certain demographic of women who rarely get the recognition and accolades that they deserve "GROUPIES".

They have various names, titles some more "derogative" than others but in my eyes these women are very important and need to know that I am a big fan.

A GHETTO BICYCLE BY DEFINITION: is a woman who every man in the "hood" if you will has ridden. Now this may seem initially to be a terrible way to describe a woman. A woman reading this may take offense to what I am saying. There are varying levels of what could be referred to as a "bicycle" the biggest ghetto bicycles are not even from the ghetto. They are often the "hot girls" who flex with the "hot man" dem and wear all the "hot clothes" them dat nuff a di little regular man dem want her but cant get. Don't be fooled...

I think ghetto bicycles on all levels are important to mankind and I am going to point out a few reasons shortly but lets first categorize our beloved "bicylces".

Firstly you have the basic "Ghetto Bicycle" she just like to fuck, she don't really go for any specific type of man, she just like dash out di ting.
Then you have the "Gold Diggers" they dash out dem hole but generally to men who have money, and or some type of position, occasionally dem will fuck a regular man but for the most part dem fuck di top man dem.
The 3rd type of Ghetto bicycles are the GROUPIES they fuck artists, managers, musicians etc because of their songs, fame, status etc.

Lets talk about them individually

1. Basic Ghetto bicycle:

- Every Man love them and they are the realest of the 3 categories
- Dem like yu dem aggo give yu some pussy (a just so it set)
- No commitment is required usually

2. Gold Diggers

- They usually look real fucking good and have dem self well put together and seem to be "good girls"
- From yu thing deh pon a level (money, power, social status) you can fuck
- They don't really have to like you to give you some pussy

3. Groupies

- They come in all shapes, sizes, races, creed and nationalities (variety is after all the spice of life)
- They support your shows, buy your records,
- They know all about you and they in their own special way have mad love for you


As a man who can be perceived as eligible for all the categories of Ghetto bicycles I think I am the perfect man to speak on the subject. I really want to talk about Groupies and their significance/ importance to music.

Artists depending on there level of success tend to be always traveling, (eg. I am currently in the UK on a small tour) on these travels they meet obviously all different types of women. Big up all "goodas" but if me come a say "London" for a weekend mi no have no time fi goodas, Mi wah fuck... Keep it real

I feel like a lot of things as far as men are concerned are "PUM PUM MOTIVATED" if yu pree di ting. Why we wah nuff money, nice car , popularity and fame ? (The politically correct answer is to take care of your family, security blah blah blah blah blah blah) MAN WAH HAVE NUFF GYAL FI FUCK AND FLEX WID.

Can you understand the feeling when yu walk in a room wid a model pon yu arm, a woman who mek all di other man dem turn dem heads, step it up, imagine walking in with 2 such women on your arm (music allows this lol) Wah dem call it in America "SWAG!" All real musician know wah mi a talk bout.
Even to another level what does it do for a man's ego when A woman who, when yu never sing no song you probably couldn't even offer her a water, trying to flirt and get with you....

Ladies you get offered sex every day of you life , so when a man trying to fuck you its like nothing. When a man getting offers from some women its like "Damn it must be my lucky day!!!"

They use to say DJs (dudes that spin the music) gets all the girls. Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
The artists (dudes that sing the music) get way more girls....

When a man reach pon a certain level in music and a get certain attention, that is something that is not easy to give up so an artist aggo try his best to maintain and are increase the level of his musical accolades.

So Groupies provide the type of motivation that keeps good music on our radios and in our ipods.

As and artist/ entertainer I have been all over Japan, Germany, USA, England, Jamaica and I plan to come to a lot of other countries and markets. And from the bottom of my heart I have to say THANK YOU to all groupies. You are very much appreciated, keep up the good work, you are the heartbeat of music and THE WHORE OF DANCEHALL loves you and is looking forward to meeting you soon and or meeting you again soon.