Saturday, 26 September 2009

BI-CURIOUS WOMAN/LESBIAN: A women might as well just pick a side (YEAH I SAID IT!!!)


ALL WOMEN ARE BICURIOUS???


No cause some women are lesbians lol the rest are bi-curious :o)


Well this might be wishful thinking on my part but I have been active in this debate with my female friends and my gyallection for a while now. From the debates I concluded that the majority (if not all) are bi to some degree. In other words they get sexually aroused by both men and women.


This obviously, we are dealing with "the hypocrites" that follow dancehall music (no offense), will be rejected as many women who read this if they were forced to comment would say:


"Not me, thats nasty" , "women do nothing for me, I'm not curious." , "fiyah bun lesbian and fiyah bun you Springer for writing this!!"



PLEASE SAVE THE BULLSHIT OK!!!!!!


I'm a real person, not an actor and mi know wah gwaan inna di world (even jamaica) and I'm smart enough to know that the some of the "taboos" in reggae culture is not the reality, even in the land of reggae.


Let me paraphrase popular stand up comedian Chris Rock, "YEAH I SAID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Ok lets break down a few reasons why a woman may fantasize about another woman:


i) WOMAN LOOK BETTER THAN MAN


Only a Fish will disagree wid this statement. It is extremely easy to be attracted to a woman. Believe mi no man. Compared to a raas man, women are Godesses (y'all know I love you right) Its easy for a woman to appreciate the curves,softness and beauty of another woman. If we were cars a man would be like a Jeep or a Hummer and a woman would be like a sexy lil convertible sports car. We are rugged and can get the job done but women are sexy,beautiful, fuckable (is that a word? it should be lol)


ii) FANTASIES DOESN'T NECESSARILY EQUATE TO REALITY


A woman may wonder what it would be like to have an "experience" with a another woman. Your girl might wanna fuck Tami Chin, but dat no mean she going to act on it, not all fantasies come true some are just that"FANTASIES".


iii) THREESOMES ARE SEXY


I'm fortunate enough to say that I have experienced Ménage à Trois. Hey don't hate the player, hate the game.....


Ladies ask a man about fantasies and chances are you aggo hear bout threesome. It can be dude just take turns fucking both women but trust me when the girls get it going with each other dat tek di ting to a next level (in my educated opinion of course)


So a woman who fantasizes about being with a woman can find common ground with her significant other. Ladies just kick off the conversation, fellows you can thank di Gyalsta aka Gyal dem whore later.


Again dealing with the "hypocrites of dancehall" yu aggo have some man dat oppose wah mi a say. Just like di dudes that were upset because I said all women do and should suck dick, and to you I say again..


PLEASE SAVE THE BULLSHIT OK!!!!!!!!!!


Lets talk about lesbians for a little bit. Now when I say lesbian I am referring to a woman who is "strictly pussy"some women say "strictly dickly" well a lesbian says "strictly pussy". I may be wrong but I am a very confident fellow and I love lesbians, my reasoning kinda goes with the fact that I honestly think I can introduce cocky to all a di lesbian them in the world if I tried to. If you a lesbian and yu disagree with me... hey lets get together and see what happens.


WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SHARE WITH YOU I SHARE WITH THE PATRONS AT MY EVENTS ALL THE TIME AND ITS MY TOP 3 REASON'S WHY I FUDGIE SPRINGER , DI GYAL DEM WHORE, DI GYALSTA with di GYALLECTION who's always WHORING AND TOURING loves lesbians.

(lol that was a commercial break)


1) LESBIANS PUSSY GOOD!!!!!!

it kinda tricky cause if I fuck a lesbian she would probably be considered bi-sexual but anyways a lesbian nah get fuck by no man or at least not by no bagga man, so based pon dat mi aggo go out pon a limb and say her pussy tight. and that I definately do like.


2) LESBIANS KNOW HOW TO USE THEIR TONGUES

Do I need to elaborate on this one? I wont


3) LESBIANS TRAVEL IN PAIRS

Ménage à Trois. Nuff Said.