FUDGIE SPRINGER THE SELECTOR: WHORING AND TOURING 2010 (ALL PROMOTERS LINK UP)

I started out as a selector, lotta people don't even realize that, last year because of the growing popularity of my music I shied from playing the sound. When we had audiomaxxx.com King Raj always had my audio's from various parties for sale on his site (don't ask me how he got 'em). I have played in many cities in the US, several cities in Germany, several cities in Japan, several communities in Jamaica and in Pittsburgh PA the city I reside I'm known more as di top selector than as a reggae/dancehall artist. Bugle if you talk to him will tell you I was one of the selectors who a endorse him ting from way before him "excersize everyday and him still not fit"

MOST PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN TO AN EVENT THAT I SPIN THINK I'M PRETTY DARN GOOD.

FUDGIE SPRINGER LIVE CHAMPION THURSDAYS 14

http://lamarclan.com/audio/ChampThur14.MP3

FUDGIE SPRINGER LIVE IN LOCKPORT NY (JAN 2K9)

http://lamarclan.com/audio/1LockportNYjan09.MP3

FUDGIE SPRINGER LIVE IN PITTSBURGH PA (VALENTINES DAY 2K9)

http://lamarclan.com/audio/Bombo6Valentines.mp3

FUDGIE SPRINGER LIVE CHAMPION THURSDAY 11

http://lamarclan.com/audio/ChampThur11.MP3

Check out anyone of those audios for a flavour of what my sets have been like. I am providing these because I am currently taking bookings to play music (as well as perform my songs if that is what you want) I am selecting in Brooklyn Jan 16th (tentatively if the promoter do fi him part), March 19th I will in Atlanta GA playing the sound, from April 5th to April 19th I will be in Japan so all Japanese promoters link me ASAP to secure your dates. Working on some things in Los Angeles and still working with some Germany promoters to put some thing together but those dates are mainly to perform my songs.

In 2010 I plan to establish myself as a top selector (not just a yute that like to dagger and have a bunch a fuck songs) Take this opportunity to be apart of this movement from the beginning.

412-726-0017 (my direct number in the USA)

vybzmachine@gmail.com (my email address)

CONTACT ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP THE BULLSHIT!!!!! Lisa Hype is a human being

Lisa Hype sucks dick !!! wow!!! SO FUCKING WHAT!!!!!!!!!

Look how long mi tell uunu say every raas woman suck dick

http://fudgiespringer.blogspot.com/2009/07/thanks-for-sucking-my-dick-women-are.html

If yu a man and yu a fight dat and your girl not sucking your dick its because of how ignorant you act and she probably sucking someone else's dick.

GET DI FUCK OVER YOURSELF !!!

http://twitter.com/fudgiespringer

I'm one of the first people to post the pic on twitter,

http://twitpic.com/pyj0q

but to me it wasn't a big deal I was just happy say someone inna di dancehall public a do dem ting and no fucking care. A me say "my girl put yu mouth pon di buddy"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvI7Ww8qsjw

and mi see a girl with her mouth pon di buddy so mi happy

I woke up this morning and went on a few websites raggasuss.com (the site that posted the pic first in the world), outaroad.com, yardflex.com and I read some of the comments and got disgusted.

Every person who wrote something negative about Lisa Hype is a fucking hypocrite !!! Yeah I said it and I can say it to your face if you wanna just hear me say it call me 1-876-571-0676.

You are a fucking hypocrite!!!!!!

He or she who is without sin (or in this case an 'oral' experience) cast the first stone.

100% a di woman dem suck dick %75 a di man dem nyam bloodclaat pussy so how di fuck uunu a judge Lisa Hype ?!?

As far as I'm concerned GAZA A LEAD right yah now GULLY NEED TO PROVIDE A VIDEO to catch up to Gaza right yah now. Mi say it pon twitter, facebook and in person cause a so me stay to paraphrase Twins of Twins

"Me say wah me feel fi say... yuzeeit.."

I like the response that Kartel wrote for Lisa and they released, She did it and she is not apologizing for the act but for any disappointment she caused her fans, supporters and family.

Real Response mi like it

Lisa Hype if yu deh pon my email list (or if one a her friend dem or acquaintance reads my blogs) This is the next step. Sing a song endorsing women pleasing the people dem love, me sing bout it all di time, kartel sing bout it all di time, nuff other likkle coward start hint bout it too in there songs.

IT TIME FOR A DANCEHALL WOMAN TO DO A SONG.

Right now Lisa Hype need to take advantage of this internationial publicity and release a bad song bout how she proud a giving head. Make di teacha write di song to make sure say it shot! and just watch what's going to happen.
Di whole Jamaica wouldda change... di whole dancehall world would change.

Keep in mind that all dancehall woman already doing it.. but they just uncomfortable confirming it... since I did "my girl put yu mouth pon di buddy" many woman admit things to me that they probably wouldn't admit to any other person... IMAGINE A WOMAN IN THE SPOTLIGHT DOING A BAD SONG.

LISA HYPE ... SING DI SONG... NO MIND DI HATERS WHO A NYAM BUDDY AND HIDE... YU CAREER GONE!!!!!!!!!

GIRLS LOVE TO FUCK: The Promiscuous Woman

I've been told that I write like a male chauvinist pig, but ironically lot of women often agree to an extent to most of the things I say (well the one's who reply or leave comments on my blog's)

Today I want to talk a promiscuous women, women who sleep around, women who "fuck who them wah fuck".

Before putting this on paper I did several little surveys on networking sites such as twitter and facebook seeking peoples opinions on promiscuous women. Men were pretty consistent saying women should not sleep around but the answers I secured from women varied from one extreme to the other.

This brought me to the conclusion that:

a) Most men do not approve of women being promiscuous, when settling down a man wants to know that the girl he is courting is "wife" material. It may be possible for a promiscuous woman to settle down (in my opinion) but it can be something that presents a major problem when a woman comes to this point. Think about it a formerly promiscuous woman when asked how many sex partners she has had by her prospective "soul mate" always blatantly lies because she knows men place great value on a woman's sexual restraint

b) women would all be promiscuous is it were not for three things "pregnancies" "diseases" "reputation" . If none of these were and issue what would stop every woman from sleeping with every and any person they wanted to ?

I have to admit researching this topic has brought to light the similarities between men and women sexually

WE ALL LOVE TO FUCK IT SEEMS (read my previous blog "I wanna fuck every girl in the world http://fudgiespringer.blogspot.com/2009/07/mi-wah-fuck-every-girl-in-world.html)
Women may even enjoy sex more than us men surveys show that by age 21 the average woman has slept with 9 different partners while for the average man its only 7 at that age.To further strengthen the point let me explain why over all these years we were under the misconception that men enjoy sex more than women. Women get offered sex on 99% of the encounters they have with males. The world to women is like a buffet of dick, they can pick choose and refuse. So them seemingly not stressing or chasing sex would make it seem as if they don't want it as much as us men. But look at our situation we rarely get offers, and we have to work to get ours so to speak. And even after we put in the blood, sweat and tears, its still really the woman who decides when she ready to fuck you.

PUSSY POWER!!!!

Let's revisit the topic at hand. Why do women sleep around???

1. Competition - some women believe that when dating a "good" man other girls are after him so they have to put it on him to keep him interested

2. No time for a relationship - Lets keep it real, relationships ain't always heaven on earth keep it real more times than not relationships are the opposite. Relationships require a lot of time dedication and sacrifice, for some women its more desirable to keep things casual than to have the "inconvenience" of a boyfriend. Dating, sleeping with who they want and not worrying about hurting anyone's feelings

3. Hurt in the past - Some women are genuinely afraid of commitment usually because of past relationships, and are unwilling to put themsleves in a position where they can get hurt again

4. Revenge - I'm not a big advocate of getting even with your pussy but it happens alot, Bun fi Bun as we used to call it in Jamaica

5. Getting over their EX - some women use casual sex to get over their exes, they sleep with multiple men to help them "move on"

6. Cant say No - I have met women like this (I love y'all) They just can't say "NO" when put in a sexual situation (GOD BLESS YOU lol)

7. Fuck and collect - call it gold digging, call it smart, call it stupid but some woman will fuck multiple men for their possessions and for what they can do for a woman financially

8. SEX IS FUN - This I think is one of the main reasons, Women like to fuck bottom line!!!

BI-CURIOUS WOMAN/LESBIAN: A women might as well just pick a side (YEAH I SAID IT!!!)

ALL WOMEN ARE BICURIOUS???

No cause some women are lesbians lol the rest are bi-curious :o)

Well this might be wishful thinking on my part but I have been active in this debate with my female friends and my gyallection for a while now. From the debates I concluded that the majority (if not all) are bi to some degree. In other words they get sexually aroused by both men and women.

This obviously, we are dealing with "the hypocrites" that follow dancehall music (no offense), will be rejected as many women who read this if they were forced to comment would say:

"Not me, thats nasty" , "women do nothing for me, I'm not curious." , "fiyah bun lesbian and fiyah bun you Springer for writing this!!"

PLEASE SAVE THE BULLSHIT OK!!!!!!

I'm a real person, not an actor and mi know wah gwaan inna di world (even jamaica) and I'm smart enough to know that the some of the "taboos" in reggae culture is not the reality, even in the land of reggae.

Let me paraphrase popular stand up comedian Chris Rock, "YEAH I SAID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ok lets break down a few reasons why a woman may fantasize about another woman:

i) WOMAN LOOK BETTER THAN MAN

Only a Fish will disagree wid this statement. It is extremely easy to be attracted to a woman. Believe mi no man. Compared to a raas man, women are Godesses (y'all know I love you right) Its easy for a woman to appreciate the curves,softness and beauty of another woman. If we were cars a man would be like a Jeep or a Hummer and a woman would be like a sexy lil convertible sports car. We are rugged and can get the job done but women are sexy,beautiful, fuckable (is that a word? it should be lol)

ii) FANTASIES DOESN'T NECESSARILY EQUATE TO REALITY

A woman may wonder what it would be like to have an "experience" with a another woman. Your girl might wanna fuck Tami Chin, but dat no mean she going to act on it, not all fantasies come true some are just that"FANTASIES".

iii) THREESOMES ARE SEXY

I'm fortunate enough to say that I have experienced Ménage à Trois. Hey don't hate the player, hate the game.....

Ladies ask a man about fantasies and chances are you aggo hear bout threesome. It can be dude just take turns fucking both women but trust me when the girls get it going with each other dat tek di ting to a next level (in my educated opinion of course)

So a woman who fantasizes about being with a woman can find common ground with her significant other. Ladies just kick off the conversation, fellows you can thank di Gyalsta aka Gyal dem whore later.

Again dealing with the "hypocrites of dancehall" yu aggo have some man dat oppose wah mi a say. Just like di dudes that were upset because I said all women do and should suck dick, and to you I say again..

PLEASE SAVE THE BULLSHIT OK!!!!!!!!!!

Lets talk about lesbians for a little bit. Now when I say lesbian I am referring to a woman who is "strictly pussy"some women say "strictly dickly" well a lesbian says "strictly pussy". I may be wrong but I am a very confident fellow and I love lesbians, my reasoning kinda goes with the fact that I honestly think I can introduce cocky to all a di lesbian them in the world if I tried to. If you a lesbian and yu disagree with me... hey lets get together and see what happens.

WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SHARE WITH YOU I SHARE WITH THE PATRONS AT MY EVENTS ALL THE TIME AND ITS MY TOP 3 REASON'S WHY I FUDGIE SPRINGER , DI GYAL DEM WHORE, DI GYALSTA with di GYALLECTION who's always WHORING AND TOURING loves lesbians.

(lol that was a commercial break)

1) LESBIANS PUSSY GOOD!!!!!!

it kinda tricky cause if I fuck a lesbian she would probably be considered bi-sexual but anyways a lesbian nah get fuck by no man or at least not by no bagga man, so based pon dat mi aggo go out pon a limb and say her pussy tight. and that I definately do like.

2) LESBIANS KNOW HOW TO USE THEIR TONGUES

Do I need to elaborate on this one? I wont

3) LESBIANS TRAVEL IN PAIRS

Ménage à Trois. Nuff Said.

WHORING AND TOURING: Burlington, VERMONT (not a typo)

Is there dancehall in Vt? Where the hell is Vermont? What the fuck you doing in Vermont? Where's the party at in Pittsburgh? When you coming to NY?

These are some of the most common questions I was asked this weekend.

Every day I thank the fadda for music because I cant imagine my life if music didnt play a big part in it
I've been some markets that prior to visiting there no one could tell me that reggae a gwaan well inna dem place deh. I'm saying this about Vermont... but lets keep it real... I still can't tell you where Vermont is.

REAL TALK.
I arrived in Burlington VT on thursday morning and as I got there the whether start deal wid me wikkid, thank God it was chilly Thursday morning in Pittsburgh or I wouldn't had brought a pullover on this trip. lol
The promoters were Dubee and Dante from Upsetta Sound Productions and Upsetta Intl and dem mek sure deh Gyalsta was right at home...
Gimme highgrade fi smoke and mek mi pree some bad riddims. Yow if yu no know bout Vermont weed... trust mi dem no call it the Green Mountain State fi nuttn.
Di man dem gimme mac computer fi work pon, weed fi smoke, introduce mi to some hot gyal, and riddim fi pree (DI WHORE LIKE VERMONT)
The first time Dubee play di Strange Days Riddim (which is a one drop riddim) I thought it wasnt for me but for some reason I asked for it to gwaan vibe.
Thursday after about 20 mins mi have a song completely written for the riddim. I don't want to give you too much but di song name "A SO MI TING STAY"

yu know how mi always find di topics dat nobody no too touch cause Gyalsta do dem own ting...
Well a one a dem song deh
Is a song dat a spell it out blatantly to women who dealing wid whores and or gyalstas or gallist (whatever yu wah call we)

Some woman OD and forget who dem a deal wid, so this song is to provide a reference for such women so if dem forget, they can be reminded so them can behave accordingly (I feature a Detroit artist on this track, she provided the intro for the song and some crazy adlibs [dont ask] lol)

Friday was the boatride...
Yeah the show in cold ass Burlington was on a boat lol God Bless Dante and that big winter jacket that he let me use or I probably wouldn't have made it back in one piece lol.
In preparation for the event I went on 2 radio stations in Burlington, the first station was Jah Red's show. I was impressed because when I arrived I was impressed and pleasantly surprised. This bredda a white Ras from Vt had all my songs and already had them in rotation, knew all about Lamar Clan, Unda Teka and Whoring 'n Touring.
The interview was nice, I told all the female listeners that they all owe mi a dance and how my time was limited in Burlington so come early fi get their share of the whore. Jah Red go luuuuu though

... during the show he challenge me in a daggering contest, who can dagger di most gyal (VERMONT WEED, I'M TELLING YOU ITS STRONG LOL)

Pon di boat di vybz was nice, Upsetta Intl do dem ting and had all di girls dancing and you know how my ting stay, mi just a slide behind every girl and do mi ting, run dem dung when dem run, wine who fi get wine, dagga who fi get dagga, lift uo who fi get lift up, feel up who fi get feel up, work mi did a work mi never have no chicken fi jerk (I paid attention to the 40 min daggering rule though lol)
Performance time was crazy!

• Mi go "Pussy Good" , ever gyal say dem pussy good so it work
  
• Mi go "Walk out and talk mi gyal..." di girl dem walk out and do dem ting
  
• Mi Go " Mouth pon di buddy.." girls were simulating giving me head on the dancefloor
  
• Mi go "Titty Wine.." Girls a rub breast, me a rub girl breast

Needless to say di ting gwaan good, I love Vermont lol [Big Up Ras Q, Upsetta recording artist and Geo dem did inna di building likewise]
Saturday was pretty much a work day,

I recorded two tracks, "A SO MI TING STAY" and "YOU COMPLETE ME GIRL"

...... a love song and Geo recorded two tracks. We pretty much spend di whole day in the studio working.
So look out for those 4 songs coming from Upsetta Sound Productions, Mi like Vermont...
Mi just need fi find 2 good pum pum pout deh, cause mi plan fi pass thru more often

pics from the event will be available soon

SPRINGER SUNDAYZ: WORKING NOT JERKING

People a complain say mi missing in Action, not tweeting as much not sending these updates as much. This obviously is vey uncharacteristic of me but to paraphrase the now popular jamaican cliche
"WORK MI A WORK ANNO CHICKEN MI A JERK!"
Recently I evaluated my career and found that in Jamaica my fanbase is lacking especially when compared to various markets in the USA and Europe. There are many factors that contribute to that
i) I dont work with the recognized "big" producers, Lamar Clan mi say and Unda Teka Productions so for me to get a song heard it takes 10 times the effort (Unda Teka mi bredda this will only make it sweeter when we reach where we definately will reach, Mi people nothing worth having comes easy, I could write an entire blog about our struggles trying to get our music "to the world" for lack of a better phrase)
ii) I live in the USA (Pittsburgh PA) I can elaborate a lot on this but let me throw the ball emphatically in your court since you are on my email list. WHICH DANCEHALL ARTIST DO YOU KNOW BUSS FROM THE US ? (Only person mi can come up with is Flippa who basically lives in Jamaica)
iii) Not enough radio friendly songs, I have radio edits for all my songs but in Jamaica with the new rules I need radio versions (not that I would get nuff strength radio due to the previously mentioned factors but this itself is still a factor)

I read somewhere (Yes I do read) about a man who's goal was to change the world. His whole life he strived to achieve this goal and on his death bed he made some astounding realizations. He realized that such a seemingly enormous goal could only be achieved in stages, If he had at first tried to change himself, then maybe his new found self would influence in family and in turn he could've changed his family. With their support he probably could have had the means to change his community, A positive change in his community could have been noticed by other commnities which could have led to him changing his country and then the world.

Large goals are great but when working towards them breaking them down into smaller and seemingly more attainable goals is definately the way to go.

Insanity in my opinion is doing the same exact thing repeatedly and expect different things to happen.
These two things are the motivation behind my current project in Jamaica. SPRINGER SUNDAYZ.
I wont get into too much detail, as I think it will make itself evident in months to come. But Big up all of y'all for the support and for believing in what I can do, big up all the people who DO NOT KNOW ME because you are all motivation and you will know me, I can honestly say that I am evolving as a song writer even my voice is evolving and views and opinions are still as controversial but logical as ever and I promise you many more BAD SONGS and CRAZY BLOGS going forward.

Just keep it locked WHORE MUSIK, WHORE TALK, WHORING AND TOURING a me say all a dem ting deh, watch it grow. Ladies mi love uunu.

THANKS FOR SUCKING MY DICK (WOMEN ARE WONDERFUL BEINGS)

THANKS FOR SUCKING MY DICK (WOMEN ARE WONDERFUL BEINGS)

Let me preface this blog by saying I KNOW that every woman gives head

If you find this offensive that is not my intention.....

I am more interested in making you more comfortable with the things you do

and sending me a message saying you do not is pointless so please my empresses save your energy

Popular entertainer Chris Rock explained it best in the video clip from 1999 (and I emphasize 1999)

In the year 2009 Contrary to how it may seem at reggae events, I think I can speak for all men when I say , "THANK YOU, LADIES FOR SUCKING MY DICK"

Dancehall culture or Jamaican culture is one of many "taboos" , most of which I personally agree with.

We no like battyman, fish, fag and dat nah go change

We no like informer, rat, snitch..

We no like badmind, grudgeful....

The list goes on.....

When it comes to women one popular taboo is "women providing oral sex" or "sucking dick" if you will

This one is very interesting because the same men who "fire burn" it in the dancehall "request" it in every day life.

This to me seems like hypocrisy and blatant stupidity

I personally don't play "heads high" and songs like those, I personally big up the girls who do them ting as much chances as I get

Pree the music , my song "My girl put yu mouth pon the buddy" was recognized by FADER MAGAZINE as being a milestone in dancehall so to speak

But almost every Vybz Kartel girl song makes some reference to girls giving head (tek a pree if yu no believe me)

Reggae a change, dancehall a change, they say the only constant in life is change

In the year 2009 Ladies , no shame in your game. I, Fudgie Springer, Di GYAL DEM WHORE,

i) give you permission to be yourself,

ii) to not worry about what people who either are doing the same thing, or willing recipients, say about you,

iii) to be proud that you are willing to please your significant other,

I HAVE TO APPLAUD YOU, My life has been better because of the things you do

Who would I be without you

I have not slept with every girl by no stretch of the imagination, but every girl I have slept with more than once has gave me head. MAYBE I'M JUST LUCKY... who knows...

BUT LADIES THANKS FOR SUCKING MY DICK