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We are PLATONIC FRIENDS I don't want to fuck her

Does that shit sound ridiculous to you too lol I had to chuckle while I was writing that.

Have I ever met a woman who I wouldn't have sex with at least once ?

SURE !!!!

but in each instance she was either:

a) old as hell,

b) unattractive as hell,

c) had some medical problem or

d) was a relative.

But hey I'm a heterosexual self proclaimed whore so maybe the rules are different for me

I think the whole concept of Platonic friends is a myth a lie a scam (referring to heterosexual people)


Lets first of all define PLATONIC FRIENDS

"love (for one of the opposite sex) free of sensual desire"

When mi read this definition it makes me think Plato was a faggot

Make mi get this straight you love a girl but you have no desire for her

That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my life


Males and females have a natural attraction, men when in contact with an attractive female naturally has specific urges. (naturally wah fuck her) [read this]



I already stated my reasons why I probably wouldn't sleep with a woman (at least once)

but there are other reasons why a person would not sleep with a woman

1. If you are in a exclusive relationship


2. You work or do business together


3. The person was in a prior relationship with friend or family member

and we probably could come up with other similar reasons to keep it non-sexual if you will

But I ask myself if you would fuck someone if you weren't in the current situation is your relationship really platonic?


Ladies cut the bullshit you can't be that naive

You think he just likes to hang out with you right?

He just enjoys helping you out doing those little odd jobs that you need done

He just a great guy right evey time you call on him he is there

Try out this excersize:

Jokingly make a sexual advance to him and see how he responds

Just try it, What do you have to lose except the word 'platonic" from in front of the word "friend"


I am going to go out on a limb and say they should change the meaning of Platonic to "FUCKING GAY"

because no heterosexual man really wants just a Platonic female friend

So Ladies all your platonic friends want to fuck you and will if given the right opportunity

Every single one (who is straight)

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFEE

Twitter me this twitter me that

Just a few short years ago everybody was into myspace, facebook, Hi5, Tagged etc

All of these are social networks are somewhat very similar, some people use them for networking, some for business, some seeking relationships, some just because everybody else is doing it.

Today Twitter seems to be taking over.Everbody is tweeting, from the biggest business down to the big breast girl that works at Pizza Hut has a twitter page.

Let me tell you about my first experience with twitter.

As most of y'all know I use reverbnation to keep in touch with my fans, friends and contacts via my email list.

I remember reverbnation giving me the option to use twitter to update my status, so I signed up not knowing what I was really doing. I imported some friends and every now and then I tweeted just to update my reverbnation page.

Thats how I started but I honestly can't tell you how I became the avid tweeter that I am today with my 17,300 + tweets as of today.

Lets break it down. When you tweet you basically type what you are doing?

That's it!!!!

simple is it?

So you might ask yourself what is the big deal, well whoever thought up twitter was actually a genius. Let me tell you why.

We all in some levels have narcissistic qualities, We all love our selves and in essence love talking about ourselves and we all like to believe that people give a fuck about what we are doing, thinking, planning, promoting etc

So twitter gave us all the medium to quench our desire to tell people what we are doing

Its gets deeper than that, unlike other social networks where individuals are mutual friends, twitter has a follow, follower system. So you have to follow somebody, and if they choose to they can follow you back or not.In many instances you will see someone with thousands of followers but that person is only following a few 100 people

eg. @RevRunWisdom has 780,000+ followers but he follows 0 people

again with this feature twitter plays to your ego, many people want as much followers as they can but really don't want to follow that many people

SOME PEOPLE WILL EVEN GO TO THE EXTENT OF FOLLOWING YOU AND THEN UNFOLLOW YOU WHEN YOU FOLLOW THEM TO "APPEAR" IMPORTANT eg @MRNUHSEHNUTTIN

So it was inevitable that twitter with the correct promotion would've been a success, since it strokes your ego and if you manage to build a sizable followship it is a great tool for marketing, promotion and networking.

If you are new to twitter you have to remember certain things.

1. Twitter is public, anything you tweet even if it is a response to someone specific, anybody can go to your twitter page and see it.

2. Making your page private defeats the purpose, its twitter for crying out loud, if your page is private only those you follow you can see your tweets, therefore it is impossible to network, if you try reaching out to someone the will not see your tweets. I personally dislike following private twitter accounts because a) I can't see what kinda things you tweet about (to decide whether or not you are worth following) and b) I don't feel like I should have to ask you for permission to follow you (who the hell do you think you are?)

3. If you not tweeting now you gonna be on twitter in the near future (trust me) so just give in and go to twitter.com and sign up

4. Tweet from your phone, most phones have twitter apps that make the tweeting experience favourable, almost everybody who is anybody has twitter, and twitter is real time, so think about twitter offers you the opportunity to connect with say "Shaquille Oneal" @THE_REAL_SHAQ [Yu can send a message to Shaq phone or almost anybody yu can think of if they tweet]

Bottom line Twitter is genius, its the new way to get information real time and to share information real time, it is single handedly the fastest growing social network in the history of social networks. Get with it and make sure you following me @FUDGIESPRINGER .

I AM A WHORE AND I ENDORSE TWITTER.

DANCEHALL FRIENDS

DANCEHALL FRIENDS

Friendship is a topic that if you were to go by dancehall music is an extremely bad thing or a crazy thing to be involved in.

• Bugle- Please protect me from my frens while I try to protect myself from my enemies lord
• Mr Vegas - We no wah no fren from dem
• Tony Matterhorn - Mi no wah no fren from no bwoy
• Daville - Mi no wah no new fren cause dem anno true fren
• Jahvinci - Watch yu frens that yu smoke with and run joke wid

What is a friend? and why does our culture seem to condemn friendship?
Let me make this very clear there are various types of friends.

NEW FRIENDS

Is there a time period when its OK to make friends? Its been my observation that when an individual is down he has no problem getting friends and help from "new" friends but when this same individual starts having some form of progress making "new" friends is undesirable.
What is the logic behind this? I have always thought this was one of the stupidest things that was always promoted in dancehall.

Everybody wants to believe that there is someone out there for them. A soulmate if you will, a "friend" for lack of a better word to spend the rest of your days with.
Everyone was born alone unless you were twins or triplets etc so I guess we should live life with no friends (since if I gather any friends the would be "new")
All your current friends at one point was a "new" friend

FAKE FRIENDS
Fake friends are opportunists, they usually pretend to be your friend based on the things you can provide them whether it be money, contacts, clout or sometimes services you can provide.

TRUE FRIENDS
Before we start talking about "true friends" let us at first look at ourselves and our current situations. Are we true friends to any particular people? Do we have the capacity to be true friends?

• True friends are selfless not selfish
• True friends will support you even if it hurts his own interest
• True friends will help without you sending a request without expecting something in return
• True friends keeps it real with you, let you know what you need to hear not what you want to hear
• A Mother is a true friend to her child

Are you a true friend? Can you be one?

I have to believe that all the songs that I made reference to could not have been talking about "true friends"

From a personal level I appreciate all my friends, I would not be who I am today without friends, I will not progress to my full potential without some friends that I'm sure I haven't even met yet. Big up all a mi true friends, big up also the not so true friends you have time to turn it around. And to my future new friends I look forward to meeting you.

REPRESENT FI YU TRUE FRIENDS

FUDGIE SPRINGER THE SELECTOR: WHORING AND TOURING 2010 (ALL PROMOTERS LINK UP)

I started out as a selector, lotta people don't even realize that, last year because of the growing popularity of my music I shied from playing the sound. When we had audiomaxxx.com King Raj always had my audio's from various parties for sale on his site (don't ask me how he got 'em). I have played in many cities in the US, several cities in Germany, several cities in Japan, several communities in Jamaica and in Pittsburgh PA the city I reside I'm known more as di top selector than as a reggae/dancehall artist. Bugle if you talk to him will tell you I was one of the selectors who a endorse him ting from way before him "excersize everyday and him still not fit"

MOST PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN TO AN EVENT THAT I SPIN THINK I'M PRETTY DARN GOOD.

FUDGIE SPRINGER LIVE CHAMPION THURSDAYS 14

http://lamarclan.com/audio/ChampThur14.MP3

FUDGIE SPRINGER LIVE IN LOCKPORT NY (JAN 2K9)

http://lamarclan.com/audio/1LockportNYjan09.MP3

FUDGIE SPRINGER LIVE IN PITTSBURGH PA (VALENTINES DAY 2K9)

http://lamarclan.com/audio/Bombo6Valentines.mp3

FUDGIE SPRINGER LIVE CHAMPION THURSDAY 11

http://lamarclan.com/audio/ChampThur11.MP3

Check out anyone of those audios for a flavour of what my sets have been like. I am providing these because I am currently taking bookings to play music (as well as perform my songs if that is what you want) I am selecting in Brooklyn Jan 16th (tentatively if the promoter do fi him part), March 19th I will in Atlanta GA playing the sound, from April 5th to April 19th I will be in Japan so all Japanese promoters link me ASAP to secure your dates. Working on some things in Los Angeles and still working with some Germany promoters to put some thing together but those dates are mainly to perform my songs.

In 2010 I plan to establish myself as a top selector (not just a yute that like to dagger and have a bunch a fuck songs) Take this opportunity to be apart of this movement from the beginning.

412-726-0017 (my direct number in the USA)

vybzmachine@gmail.com (my email address)

CONTACT ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP THE BULLSHIT!!!!! Lisa Hype is a human being

Lisa Hype sucks dick !!! wow!!! SO FUCKING WHAT!!!!!!!!!

Look how long mi tell uunu say every raas woman suck dick

http://fudgiespringer.blogspot.com/2009/07/thanks-for-sucking-my-dick-women-are.html

If yu a man and yu a fight dat and your girl not sucking your dick its because of how ignorant you act and she probably sucking someone else's dick.

GET DI FUCK OVER YOURSELF !!!

http://twitter.com/fudgiespringer

I'm one of the first people to post the pic on twitter,

http://twitpic.com/pyj0q

but to me it wasn't a big deal I was just happy say someone inna di dancehall public a do dem ting and no fucking care. A me say "my girl put yu mouth pon di buddy"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvI7Ww8qsjw

and mi see a girl with her mouth pon di buddy so mi happy

I woke up this morning and went on a few websites raggasuss.com (the site that posted the pic first in the world), outaroad.com, yardflex.com and I read some of the comments and got disgusted.

Every person who wrote something negative about Lisa Hype is a fucking hypocrite !!! Yeah I said it and I can say it to your face if you wanna just hear me say it call me 1-876-571-0676.

You are a fucking hypocrite!!!!!!

He or she who is without sin (or in this case an 'oral' experience) cast the first stone.

100% a di woman dem suck dick %75 a di man dem nyam bloodclaat pussy so how di fuck uunu a judge Lisa Hype ?!?

As far as I'm concerned GAZA A LEAD right yah now GULLY NEED TO PROVIDE A VIDEO to catch up to Gaza right yah now. Mi say it pon twitter, facebook and in person cause a so me stay to paraphrase Twins of Twins

"Me say wah me feel fi say... yuzeeit.."

I like the response that Kartel wrote for Lisa and they released, She did it and she is not apologizing for the act but for any disappointment she caused her fans, supporters and family.

Real Response mi like it

Lisa Hype if yu deh pon my email list (or if one a her friend dem or acquaintance reads my blogs) This is the next step. Sing a song endorsing women pleasing the people dem love, me sing bout it all di time, kartel sing bout it all di time, nuff other likkle coward start hint bout it too in there songs.

IT TIME FOR A DANCEHALL WOMAN TO DO A SONG.

Right now Lisa Hype need to take advantage of this internationial publicity and release a bad song bout how she proud a giving head. Make di teacha write di song to make sure say it shot! and just watch what's going to happen.
Di whole Jamaica wouldda change... di whole dancehall world would change.

Keep in mind that all dancehall woman already doing it.. but they just uncomfortable confirming it... since I did "my girl put yu mouth pon di buddy" many woman admit things to me that they probably wouldn't admit to any other person... IMAGINE A WOMAN IN THE SPOTLIGHT DOING A BAD SONG.

LISA HYPE ... SING DI SONG... NO MIND DI HATERS WHO A NYAM BUDDY AND HIDE... YU CAREER GONE!!!!!!!!!

GIRLS LOVE TO FUCK: The Promiscuous Woman

I've been told that I write like a male chauvinist pig, but ironically lot of women often agree to an extent to most of the things I say (well the one's who reply or leave comments on my blog's)

Today I want to talk a promiscuous women, women who sleep around, women who "fuck who them wah fuck".

Before putting this on paper I did several little surveys on networking sites such as twitter and facebook seeking peoples opinions on promiscuous women. Men were pretty consistent saying women should not sleep around but the answers I secured from women varied from one extreme to the other.

This brought me to the conclusion that:

a) Most men do not approve of women being promiscuous, when settling down a man wants to know that the girl he is courting is "wife" material. It may be possible for a promiscuous woman to settle down (in my opinion) but it can be something that presents a major problem when a woman comes to this point. Think about it a formerly promiscuous woman when asked how many sex partners she has had by her prospective "soul mate" always blatantly lies because she knows men place great value on a woman's sexual restraint

b) women would all be promiscuous is it were not for three things "pregnancies" "diseases" "reputation" . If none of these were and issue what would stop every woman from sleeping with every and any person they wanted to ?

I have to admit researching this topic has brought to light the similarities between men and women sexually

WE ALL LOVE TO FUCK IT SEEMS (read my previous blog "I wanna fuck every girl in the world http://fudgiespringer.blogspot.com/2009/07/mi-wah-fuck-every-girl-in-world.html)
Women may even enjoy sex more than us men surveys show that by age 21 the average woman has slept with 9 different partners while for the average man its only 7 at that age.To further strengthen the point let me explain why over all these years we were under the misconception that men enjoy sex more than women. Women get offered sex on 99% of the encounters they have with males. The world to women is like a buffet of dick, they can pick choose and refuse. So them seemingly not stressing or chasing sex would make it seem as if they don't want it as much as us men. But look at our situation we rarely get offers, and we have to work to get ours so to speak. And even after we put in the blood, sweat and tears, its still really the woman who decides when she ready to fuck you.

PUSSY POWER!!!!

Let's revisit the topic at hand. Why do women sleep around???

1. Competition - some women believe that when dating a "good" man other girls are after him so they have to put it on him to keep him interested

2. No time for a relationship - Lets keep it real, relationships ain't always heaven on earth keep it real more times than not relationships are the opposite. Relationships require a lot of time dedication and sacrifice, for some women its more desirable to keep things casual than to have the "inconvenience" of a boyfriend. Dating, sleeping with who they want and not worrying about hurting anyone's feelings

3. Hurt in the past - Some women are genuinely afraid of commitment usually because of past relationships, and are unwilling to put themsleves in a position where they can get hurt again

4. Revenge - I'm not a big advocate of getting even with your pussy but it happens alot, Bun fi Bun as we used to call it in Jamaica

5. Getting over their EX - some women use casual sex to get over their exes, they sleep with multiple men to help them "move on"

6. Cant say No - I have met women like this (I love y'all) They just can't say "NO" when put in a sexual situation (GOD BLESS YOU lol)

7. Fuck and collect - call it gold digging, call it smart, call it stupid but some woman will fuck multiple men for their possessions and for what they can do for a woman financially

8. SEX IS FUN - This I think is one of the main reasons, Women like to fuck bottom line!!!