MY GIRL IS CRAZY AND SHE HATES YOUR GUTS

Which man ever hear anything similar to this from one of yu breddren dem?


The first time I heard this from my boy I thought it was weird but I ran with it.


Think about this scenario


A good friend of yours that you hang with all the time has a woman or starts talking to a new chick



All of a sudden your boy starts talking all kinda shit about the woman,

"She's nagging"

"She trying to trap me by getting pregnant"

"All she does is argue"

"She drew a weapon on me"

"I can't take this shit no more"

As a friend you may suggest that if this woman is so negative or makes you so unhappy you might wanna explore other options.
After you make your comments or suggestions based on his portrayal of his woman

He goes to her and says

"Mi breddren doh like yu"
"Mi breddren say mi fi leave you"
"Mi breddren say you trying to trap me"

The Young lady now dislikes you and in defense of her self (and disgust that someone who knows nothing about her good just dislike her like that) says

"Your breddren is a hater"

"Fuck your breddren"

Then he returns to say and says what his girl said about you and in response to any questions about why she feels this way his response is something stupid like

"Mi no know!"

or

"That bitch is crazy! I already told you"

Is this a weird picture?

Does this only happen to me?

It has happened to me 3 times in the last 3 years

The first time I didn't handle it well .....but each subsequent time I went straight to the source and in every instance

I found mi "breddren" to be the instigator and often times just a straight liar

Coming to a logical explanation of why this happens to me hasn't been entirely easy
But maybe if I had a friend who portrayed himself to be a whore I wouldn't want him to be cool with my girl
hmm (nah cause a lotta my friends are whores, if you have to worry about your girl fucking your friends maybe you aint picking the right ones did you not read my blog endorsing having sex with my best friends girl check it out again ***click here***)



Mi a send this out to all a mi breddren dem, If mi and yu a breddren mi nah go look you woman
In the past I must confess I used to give mi breddren dem a 1 woman allowance
Dat means you your main girl (and you get to choose who she is) is safe, off limits but anything else is fair game.
I have changed my stance since then now I give mi breddren dem a 3 woman allowance
So as long as you no go 4 or more you don't have to worry about me and your girl,
that is unless she try fling up the ting on me in which case considering that I am not gay would be governed by a next set of rules

Please refer to this blog for clarification http://fudgiespringer.blogspot.com/2009/06/i-would-fuck-my-best-friend-girl.html


And Ladies if yu a one a mi breddren dem woman and me a try offa yu its either one of two things

a) I don't know about the relationship or
b) If you were paying attention you'd realize this, you are number 4 or higher on the squad

hey I'm sorry to break it to you like that but pay attention!
So going forward I don't want nobody to tell me that they girl hate me, because if she don't know me its impossible for her to hate me so as I always say emphatically

CUT THE BULLSHIT!!!!

A WHORE SEEN AT CARNIVAL

Carnival , soca music, calypso and all these things have never been something I paid much attention to.

A lot of reggae heads probably go to NYC's labour day parade or Toronto's Caribana and have a great old time and yet hardcore reggae people still don't really claim soca as one of there favourite music or even as something that they like.





Me personally I have many friends from all over the caribbean and I have been known to play a little soca segment at maybe a college party or if I wanna mix it up a little at BCIF. And when I say "little" I mean "little" lol my soca segment has been the same set of songs for over 5 years with may 1 or 2 adjustments, (Kevin Lytttle, Rupee - Tempted to Touch & Jump, Roll it Gyal, Mamacita just to name a few)


Bottom line Soca anno really my ting (Straight reggae/ dancehall mi say)


Forward to Summer 2k10


After years of declining I decided to accept and invitation to Boston Carnival (which would entail a weekend of straight soca music and parties). This year my schedule was free and I decided to go outside of my box.

Lemme tell you this when they say,

"No sleep til Monday!"

They mean that shit


I'm not going to draw this out with all the details of my weekend but lemme just say:

1. I got to Boston Friday we went to a Body Paint party which was over at 2am den we start pree some after parties
2. Saturday morning we up at 6am to go to Jouvert (a pre- carnival road march)
3. Around 1pm we go home for an hour then back on the road for carnival until about 8pm
4. At 10:30 pm we on the road again going to an Annual Camoflauge Party which again done at 2am the after party preements
5. Sunday morning by 10 am we on our way to a Soca boatride til 3pm then Sunday evening various cook outs and a party called last lap.

I'm a party person, believe me....

BUT I COULDN'T HANG!!

Along the way I realized that soca music is happy music and its audience transcends age. Its the first time I've ever seen old people and young people partying together (not posing like at reggae parties, but dancing and galavanting) and not in individual segments but none stop vibes


I also realized that Trinidadians can drink and ain't no shame in there game lol


And I now can palance, chip on the pavement, sell pipe, wine on anything,jump with no behaviour, invite girls to jump on my jumpa cable....

SOCA MAD!!!

its like a daggerer's dream , the women are sexy and can wine their asses off, they drink a whole lot and they don't mind to "Get on bad!"


Big up all my friends that are deep in the soca world, Ashley , Skerrit Bwoy, Problem Child, Hypa Bajen ... A whoring yute join the team zeen



I am Fudgie Springer from dancehall, dutty fridaze, whoring and touring and I found out in Boston that..

I LIKE SOCA MUSIC