Which man ever hear anything similar to this from one of yu breddren dem?
The first time I heard this from my boy I thought it was weird but I ran with it.
Think about this scenario
A good friend of yours that you hang with all the time has a woman or starts talking to a new chick
All of a sudden your boy starts talking all kinda shit about the woman,
"She's nagging"
"She trying to trap me by getting pregnant"
"All she does is argue"
"She drew a weapon on me"
"I can't take this shit no more"
As a friend you may suggest that if this woman is so negative or makes you so unhappy you might wanna explore other options.
After you make your comments or suggestions based on his portrayal of his woman
He goes to her and says
"Mi breddren doh like yu"
"Mi breddren say mi fi leave you"
"Mi breddren say you trying to trap me"
The Young lady now dislikes you and in defense of her self (and disgust that someone who knows nothing about her good just dislike her like that) says
"Your breddren is a hater"
"Fuck your breddren"
Then he returns to say and says what his girl said about you and in response to any questions about why she feels this way his response is something stupid like
"Mi no know!"
or
"That bitch is crazy! I already told you"
Is this a weird picture?
Does this only happen to me?
The first time I didn't handle it well .....but each subsequent time I went straight to the source and in every instance
Coming to a logical explanation of why this happens to me hasn't been entirely easy
But maybe if I had a friend who portrayed himself to be a whore I wouldn't want him to be cool with my girl
hmm (nah cause a lotta my friends are whores, if you have to worry about your girl fucking your friends maybe you aint picking the right ones did you not read my blog endorsing having sex with my best friends girl check it out again ***click here***)
Mi a send this out to all a mi breddren dem, If mi and yu a breddren mi nah go look you woman
In the past I must confess I used to give mi breddren dem a 1 woman allowance
Dat means you your main girl (and you get to choose who she is) is safe, off limits but anything else is fair game.
I have changed my stance since then now I give mi breddren dem a 3 woman allowance
So as long as you no go 4 or more you don't have to worry about me and your girl,
that is unless she try fling up the ting on me in which case considering that I am not gay would be governed by a next set of rules
Please refer to this blog for clarification http://fudgiespringer.blogspot.com/2009/06/i-would-fuck-my-best-friend-girl.html
And Ladies if yu a one a mi breddren dem woman and me a try offa yu its either one of two things
a) I don't know about the relationship or
b) If you were paying attention you'd realize this, you are number 4 or higher on the squad
hey I'm sorry to break it to you like that but pay attention!
So going forward I don't want nobody to tell me that they girl hate me, because if she don't know me its impossible for her to hate me so as I always say emphatically
