STOP THE BULLSHIT!!!!! Lisa Hype is a human being

Lisa Hype sucks dick !!! wow!!! SO FUCKING WHAT!!!!!!!!!

Look how long mi tell uunu say every raas woman suck dick

http://fudgiespringer.blogspot.com/2009/07/thanks-for-sucking-my-dick-women-are.html

If yu a man and yu a fight dat and your girl not sucking your dick its because of how ignorant you act and she probably sucking someone else's dick.

GET DI FUCK OVER YOURSELF !!!

http://twitter.com/fudgiespringer

I'm one of the first people to post the pic on twitter,

http://twitpic.com/pyj0q

but to me it wasn't a big deal I was just happy say someone inna di dancehall public a do dem ting and no fucking care. A me say "my girl put yu mouth pon di buddy"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvI7Ww8qsjw

and mi see a girl with her mouth pon di buddy so mi happy

I woke up this morning and went on a few websites raggasuss.com (the site that posted the pic first in the world), outaroad.com, yardflex.com and I read some of the comments and got disgusted.

Every person who wrote something negative about Lisa Hype is a fucking hypocrite !!! Yeah I said it and I can say it to your face if you wanna just hear me say it call me 1-876-571-0676.

You are a fucking hypocrite!!!!!!

He or she who is without sin (or in this case an 'oral' experience) cast the first stone.

100% a di woman dem suck dick %75 a di man dem nyam bloodclaat pussy so how di fuck uunu a judge Lisa Hype ?!?

As far as I'm concerned GAZA A LEAD right yah now GULLY NEED TO PROVIDE A VIDEO to catch up to Gaza right yah now. Mi say it pon twitter, facebook and in person cause a so me stay to paraphrase Twins of Twins

"Me say wah me feel fi say... yuzeeit.."

I like the response that Kartel wrote for Lisa and they released, She did it and she is not apologizing for the act but for any disappointment she caused her fans, supporters and family.

Real Response mi like it

Lisa Hype if yu deh pon my email list (or if one a her friend dem or acquaintance reads my blogs) This is the next step. Sing a song endorsing women pleasing the people dem love, me sing bout it all di time, kartel sing bout it all di time, nuff other likkle coward start hint bout it too in there songs.

IT TIME FOR A DANCEHALL WOMAN TO DO A SONG.

Right now Lisa Hype need to take advantage of this internationial publicity and release a bad song bout how she proud a giving head. Make di teacha write di song to make sure say it shot! and just watch what's going to happen.
Di whole Jamaica wouldda change... di whole dancehall world would change.

Keep in mind that all dancehall woman already doing it.. but they just uncomfortable confirming it... since I did "my girl put yu mouth pon di buddy" many woman admit things to me that they probably wouldn't admit to any other person... IMAGINE A WOMAN IN THE SPOTLIGHT DOING A BAD SONG.

LISA HYPE ... SING DI SONG... NO MIND DI HATERS WHO A NYAM BUDDY AND HIDE... YU CAREER GONE!!!!!!!!!

GIRLS LOVE TO FUCK: The Promiscuous Woman

I've been told that I write like a male chauvinist pig, but ironically lot of women often agree to an extent to most of the things I say (well the one's who reply or leave comments on my blog's)

Today I want to talk a promiscuous women, women who sleep around, women who "fuck who them wah fuck".

Before putting this on paper I did several little surveys on networking sites such as twitter and facebook seeking peoples opinions on promiscuous women. Men were pretty consistent saying women should not sleep around but the answers I secured from women varied from one extreme to the other.

This brought me to the conclusion that:

a) Most men do not approve of women being promiscuous, when settling down a man wants to know that the girl he is courting is "wife" material. It may be possible for a promiscuous woman to settle down (in my opinion) but it can be something that presents a major problem when a woman comes to this point. Think about it a formerly promiscuous woman when asked how many sex partners she has had by her prospective "soul mate" always blatantly lies because she knows men place great value on a woman's sexual restraint

b) women would all be promiscuous is it were not for three things "pregnancies" "diseases" "reputation" . If none of these were and issue what would stop every woman from sleeping with every and any person they wanted to ?

I have to admit researching this topic has brought to light the similarities between men and women sexually

WE ALL LOVE TO FUCK IT SEEMS (read my previous blog "I wanna fuck every girl in the world http://fudgiespringer.blogspot.com/2009/07/mi-wah-fuck-every-girl-in-world.html)
Women may even enjoy sex more than us men surveys show that by age 21 the average woman has slept with 9 different partners while for the average man its only 7 at that age.To further strengthen the point let me explain why over all these years we were under the misconception that men enjoy sex more than women. Women get offered sex on 99% of the encounters they have with males. The world to women is like a buffet of dick, they can pick choose and refuse. So them seemingly not stressing or chasing sex would make it seem as if they don't want it as much as us men. But look at our situation we rarely get offers, and we have to work to get ours so to speak. And even after we put in the blood, sweat and tears, its still really the woman who decides when she ready to fuck you.

PUSSY POWER!!!!

Let's revisit the topic at hand. Why do women sleep around???

1. Competition - some women believe that when dating a "good" man other girls are after him so they have to put it on him to keep him interested

2. No time for a relationship - Lets keep it real, relationships ain't always heaven on earth keep it real more times than not relationships are the opposite. Relationships require a lot of time dedication and sacrifice, for some women its more desirable to keep things casual than to have the "inconvenience" of a boyfriend. Dating, sleeping with who they want and not worrying about hurting anyone's feelings

3. Hurt in the past - Some women are genuinely afraid of commitment usually because of past relationships, and are unwilling to put themsleves in a position where they can get hurt again

4. Revenge - I'm not a big advocate of getting even with your pussy but it happens alot, Bun fi Bun as we used to call it in Jamaica

5. Getting over their EX - some women use casual sex to get over their exes, they sleep with multiple men to help them "move on"

6. Cant say No - I have met women like this (I love y'all) They just can't say "NO" when put in a sexual situation (GOD BLESS YOU lol)

7. Fuck and collect - call it gold digging, call it smart, call it stupid but some woman will fuck multiple men for their possessions and for what they can do for a woman financially

8. SEX IS FUN - This I think is one of the main reasons, Women like to fuck bottom line!!!

BI-CURIOUS WOMAN/LESBIAN: A women might as well just pick a side (YEAH I SAID IT!!!)

ALL WOMEN ARE BICURIOUS???

No cause some women are lesbians lol the rest are bi-curious :o)

Well this might be wishful thinking on my part but I have been active in this debate with my female friends and my gyallection for a while now. From the debates I concluded that the majority (if not all) are bi to some degree. In other words they get sexually aroused by both men and women.

This obviously, we are dealing with "the hypocrites" that follow dancehall music (no offense), will be rejected as many women who read this if they were forced to comment would say:

"Not me, thats nasty" , "women do nothing for me, I'm not curious." , "fiyah bun lesbian and fiyah bun you Springer for writing this!!"

PLEASE SAVE THE BULLSHIT OK!!!!!!

I'm a real person, not an actor and mi know wah gwaan inna di world (even jamaica) and I'm smart enough to know that the some of the "taboos" in reggae culture is not the reality, even in the land of reggae.

Let me paraphrase popular stand up comedian Chris Rock, "YEAH I SAID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ok lets break down a few reasons why a woman may fantasize about another woman:

i) WOMAN LOOK BETTER THAN MAN

Only a Fish will disagree wid this statement. It is extremely easy to be attracted to a woman. Believe mi no man. Compared to a raas man, women are Godesses (y'all know I love you right) Its easy for a woman to appreciate the curves,softness and beauty of another woman. If we were cars a man would be like a Jeep or a Hummer and a woman would be like a sexy lil convertible sports car. We are rugged and can get the job done but women are sexy,beautiful, fuckable (is that a word? it should be lol)

ii) FANTASIES DOESN'T NECESSARILY EQUATE TO REALITY

A woman may wonder what it would be like to have an "experience" with a another woman. Your girl might wanna fuck Tami Chin, but dat no mean she going to act on it, not all fantasies come true some are just that"FANTASIES".

iii) THREESOMES ARE SEXY

I'm fortunate enough to say that I have experienced Ménage à Trois. Hey don't hate the player, hate the game.....

Ladies ask a man about fantasies and chances are you aggo hear bout threesome. It can be dude just take turns fucking both women but trust me when the girls get it going with each other dat tek di ting to a next level (in my educated opinion of course)

So a woman who fantasizes about being with a woman can find common ground with her significant other. Ladies just kick off the conversation, fellows you can thank di Gyalsta aka Gyal dem whore later.

Again dealing with the "hypocrites of dancehall" yu aggo have some man dat oppose wah mi a say. Just like di dudes that were upset because I said all women do and should suck dick, and to you I say again..

PLEASE SAVE THE BULLSHIT OK!!!!!!!!!!

Lets talk about lesbians for a little bit. Now when I say lesbian I am referring to a woman who is "strictly pussy"some women say "strictly dickly" well a lesbian says "strictly pussy". I may be wrong but I am a very confident fellow and I love lesbians, my reasoning kinda goes with the fact that I honestly think I can introduce cocky to all a di lesbian them in the world if I tried to. If you a lesbian and yu disagree with me... hey lets get together and see what happens.

WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SHARE WITH YOU I SHARE WITH THE PATRONS AT MY EVENTS ALL THE TIME AND ITS MY TOP 3 REASON'S WHY I FUDGIE SPRINGER , DI GYAL DEM WHORE, DI GYALSTA with di GYALLECTION who's always WHORING AND TOURING loves lesbians.

(lol that was a commercial break)

1) LESBIANS PUSSY GOOD!!!!!!

it kinda tricky cause if I fuck a lesbian she would probably be considered bi-sexual but anyways a lesbian nah get fuck by no man or at least not by no bagga man, so based pon dat mi aggo go out pon a limb and say her pussy tight. and that I definately do like.

2) LESBIANS KNOW HOW TO USE THEIR TONGUES

Do I need to elaborate on this one? I wont

3) LESBIANS TRAVEL IN PAIRS

Ménage à Trois. Nuff Said.

WHORING AND TOURING: Burlington, VERMONT (not a typo)

Is there dancehall in Vt? Where the hell is Vermont? What the fuck you doing in Vermont? Where's the party at in Pittsburgh? When you coming to NY?

These are some of the most common questions I was asked this weekend.

Every day I thank the fadda for music because I cant imagine my life if music didnt play a big part in it
I've been some markets that prior to visiting there no one could tell me that reggae a gwaan well inna dem place deh. I'm saying this about Vermont... but lets keep it real... I still can't tell you where Vermont is.

REAL TALK.
I arrived in Burlington VT on thursday morning and as I got there the whether start deal wid me wikkid, thank God it was chilly Thursday morning in Pittsburgh or I wouldn't had brought a pullover on this trip. lol
The promoters were Dubee and Dante from Upsetta Sound Productions and Upsetta Intl and dem mek sure deh Gyalsta was right at home...
Gimme highgrade fi smoke and mek mi pree some bad riddims. Yow if yu no know bout Vermont weed... trust mi dem no call it the Green Mountain State fi nuttn.
Di man dem gimme mac computer fi work pon, weed fi smoke, introduce mi to some hot gyal, and riddim fi pree (DI WHORE LIKE VERMONT)
The first time Dubee play di Strange Days Riddim (which is a one drop riddim) I thought it wasnt for me but for some reason I asked for it to gwaan vibe.
Thursday after about 20 mins mi have a song completely written for the riddim. I don't want to give you too much but di song name "A SO MI TING STAY"

yu know how mi always find di topics dat nobody no too touch cause Gyalsta do dem own ting...
Well a one a dem song deh
Is a song dat a spell it out blatantly to women who dealing wid whores and or gyalstas or gallist (whatever yu wah call we)

Some woman OD and forget who dem a deal wid, so this song is to provide a reference for such women so if dem forget, they can be reminded so them can behave accordingly (I feature a Detroit artist on this track, she provided the intro for the song and some crazy adlibs [dont ask] lol)

Friday was the boatride...
Yeah the show in cold ass Burlington was on a boat lol God Bless Dante and that big winter jacket that he let me use or I probably wouldn't have made it back in one piece lol.
In preparation for the event I went on 2 radio stations in Burlington, the first station was Jah Red's show. I was impressed because when I arrived I was impressed and pleasantly surprised. This bredda a white Ras from Vt had all my songs and already had them in rotation, knew all about Lamar Clan, Unda Teka and Whoring 'n Touring.
The interview was nice, I told all the female listeners that they all owe mi a dance and how my time was limited in Burlington so come early fi get their share of the whore. Jah Red go luuuuu though

... during the show he challenge me in a daggering contest, who can dagger di most gyal (VERMONT WEED, I'M TELLING YOU ITS STRONG LOL)

Pon di boat di vybz was nice, Upsetta Intl do dem ting and had all di girls dancing and you know how my ting stay, mi just a slide behind every girl and do mi ting, run dem dung when dem run, wine who fi get wine, dagga who fi get dagga, lift uo who fi get lift up, feel up who fi get feel up, work mi did a work mi never have no chicken fi jerk (I paid attention to the 40 min daggering rule though lol)
Performance time was crazy!

• Mi go "Pussy Good" , ever gyal say dem pussy good so it work
  
• Mi go "Walk out and talk mi gyal..." di girl dem walk out and do dem ting
  
• Mi Go " Mouth pon di buddy.." girls were simulating giving me head on the dancefloor
  
• Mi go "Titty Wine.." Girls a rub breast, me a rub girl breast

Needless to say di ting gwaan good, I love Vermont lol [Big Up Ras Q, Upsetta recording artist and Geo dem did inna di building likewise]
Saturday was pretty much a work day,

I recorded two tracks, "A SO MI TING STAY" and "YOU COMPLETE ME GIRL"

...... a love song and Geo recorded two tracks. We pretty much spend di whole day in the studio working.
So look out for those 4 songs coming from Upsetta Sound Productions, Mi like Vermont...
Mi just need fi find 2 good pum pum pout deh, cause mi plan fi pass thru more often

pics from the event will be available soon

SPRINGER SUNDAYZ: WORKING NOT JERKING

People a complain say mi missing in Action, not tweeting as much not sending these updates as much. This obviously is vey uncharacteristic of me but to paraphrase the now popular jamaican cliche
"WORK MI A WORK ANNO CHICKEN MI A JERK!"
Recently I evaluated my career and found that in Jamaica my fanbase is lacking especially when compared to various markets in the USA and Europe. There are many factors that contribute to that
i) I dont work with the recognized "big" producers, Lamar Clan mi say and Unda Teka Productions so for me to get a song heard it takes 10 times the effort (Unda Teka mi bredda this will only make it sweeter when we reach where we definately will reach, Mi people nothing worth having comes easy, I could write an entire blog about our struggles trying to get our music "to the world" for lack of a better phrase)
ii) I live in the USA (Pittsburgh PA) I can elaborate a lot on this but let me throw the ball emphatically in your court since you are on my email list. WHICH DANCEHALL ARTIST DO YOU KNOW BUSS FROM THE US ? (Only person mi can come up with is Flippa who basically lives in Jamaica)
iii) Not enough radio friendly songs, I have radio edits for all my songs but in Jamaica with the new rules I need radio versions (not that I would get nuff strength radio due to the previously mentioned factors but this itself is still a factor)

I read somewhere (Yes I do read) about a man who's goal was to change the world. His whole life he strived to achieve this goal and on his death bed he made some astounding realizations. He realized that such a seemingly enormous goal could only be achieved in stages, If he had at first tried to change himself, then maybe his new found self would influence in family and in turn he could've changed his family. With their support he probably could have had the means to change his community, A positive change in his community could have been noticed by other commnities which could have led to him changing his country and then the world.

Large goals are great but when working towards them breaking them down into smaller and seemingly more attainable goals is definately the way to go.

Insanity in my opinion is doing the same exact thing repeatedly and expect different things to happen.
These two things are the motivation behind my current project in Jamaica. SPRINGER SUNDAYZ.
I wont get into too much detail, as I think it will make itself evident in months to come. But Big up all of y'all for the support and for believing in what I can do, big up all the people who DO NOT KNOW ME because you are all motivation and you will know me, I can honestly say that I am evolving as a song writer even my voice is evolving and views and opinions are still as controversial but logical as ever and I promise you many more BAD SONGS and CRAZY BLOGS going forward.

Just keep it locked WHORE MUSIK, WHORE TALK, WHORING AND TOURING a me say all a dem ting deh, watch it grow. Ladies mi love uunu.

THANKS FOR SUCKING MY DICK (WOMEN ARE WONDERFUL BEINGS)

THANKS FOR SUCKING MY DICK (WOMEN ARE WONDERFUL BEINGS)

Let me preface this blog by saying I KNOW that every woman gives head

If you find this offensive that is not my intention.....

I am more interested in making you more comfortable with the things you do

and sending me a message saying you do not is pointless so please my empresses save your energy

Popular entertainer Chris Rock explained it best in the video clip from 1999 (and I emphasize 1999)

In the year 2009 Contrary to how it may seem at reggae events, I think I can speak for all men when I say , "THANK YOU, LADIES FOR SUCKING MY DICK"

Dancehall culture or Jamaican culture is one of many "taboos" , most of which I personally agree with.

We no like battyman, fish, fag and dat nah go change

We no like informer, rat, snitch..

We no like badmind, grudgeful....

The list goes on.....

When it comes to women one popular taboo is "women providing oral sex" or "sucking dick" if you will

This one is very interesting because the same men who "fire burn" it in the dancehall "request" it in every day life.

This to me seems like hypocrisy and blatant stupidity

I personally don't play "heads high" and songs like those, I personally big up the girls who do them ting as much chances as I get

Pree the music , my song "My girl put yu mouth pon the buddy" was recognized by FADER MAGAZINE as being a milestone in dancehall so to speak

But almost every Vybz Kartel girl song makes some reference to girls giving head (tek a pree if yu no believe me)

Reggae a change, dancehall a change, they say the only constant in life is change

In the year 2009 Ladies , no shame in your game. I, Fudgie Springer, Di GYAL DEM WHORE,

i) give you permission to be yourself,

ii) to not worry about what people who either are doing the same thing, or willing recipients, say about you,

iii) to be proud that you are willing to please your significant other,

I HAVE TO APPLAUD YOU, My life has been better because of the things you do

Who would I be without you

I have not slept with every girl by no stretch of the imagination, but every girl I have slept with more than once has gave me head. MAYBE I'M JUST LUCKY... who knows...

BUT LADIES THANKS FOR SUCKING MY DICK

I FUCKED HER IN MY DREAM LAST NIGHT....

I FUCKED HER IN MY DREAM LAST NIGHT....


Who is her, if you are a female "her" is you, all you female friends, all your female enemies and all the other females that you don't even know....

I recently wrote a blog expressing my desire to FUCK EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD.....

Usually I get feedback but with this particular subject, which I stand by, the response was over whelming, a lot of women argued that I made it seem like being with one "good", for lack of a better word, woman was being trapped.

some men were concerned with my statement, " I don't know any man with one woman" or " Any man have one woman a batty man"

The funny thing was, their reason for concern wasn't them disputing what I was saying, it was more so them not wanted their significant others, if you will, reading my words. THINK ABOUT WHAT I JUST SAID.

If you open their minds and not just go with what society or our upbringing taught us how to be or think you will find that my arguments are "logical" if you don't want to just say "DI WHORE RIGHT"


I am going to go on a limb and say...... A MAN IN A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP HAVE TO FORCE HIMSELF TO KEEP THINGS THAT WAY....

If you wanna call it trapped or use any other adjective to describe the monogamous man's situation that is entirely up to you.....

I want to take this opportunity to paint 2 separate but similar pictures which if you have an open mind will undoubtably prove my point. I will pose them in the form of two questions and we will refer to the monogamous man as a "ONE BURNER" if you will

1) When ONE BURNER meets, or interacts with another woman who he finds sexy or attractive what urges does THE ONE BURNER have or experience ?????

From him straight him aggo wah fuck her, cocky aggo stand up pon him or him aggo at least think jah know if mi ever ..... you can finish that any how you choose to.
To maintain his ONE BURNERship lets say this "good man" doesn't act on his urges...

Lets talk about the possible reasons: I THINK THE ONLY REASON FOR THIS IS BECAUSE HE CANNOT ACT ON HIS URGES AND STILL MAINTAIN HIS "CURRENT RELATIONSHIP"

So in essence he forces himself to do something that instinctively doesn't want to do which is BE FAITHFUL and remain a ONE BURNER.


I know nuff woman probably wah kill me because of the above logical statements but lets move on to the second question

2) Ladies be honest, If you had no problem what so ever if your man slept with other women, WOULD HE DO IT?????

Some people are going to lie to themselves when answering this question, some will ignore the question because the answer may be somewhat "disturbing". BUT BOTTOMLINE as I have alluded to in earlier blogs...

MAN ,NATURALLY, FI HAVE NUFF WOMAN, KIngs need Queens and Concubines.........

What does LION FACE from KILLAFACE have against a successful whore?? (I DONT THINK MI FUCK NONE A HIM WOMAN DEM)

This might seem like a random question but it is a real one?

If you don't know who lionface is he plays at a bar every weekend somewhere in Florida

When Vybz Machine (my soundsystem) was starting out everyone was pretty cool

but over the last couple months there has been some what of a negative vibes between the leaders of the 2 units

Mi try link di man several times on some business related issues and him go round mi calls so I stop calling because mi anno battyman and a gyal me say.

Anyways I found it strange that when I started helping Anthony Cruz with his dub program Lion face or what ever him wah name had a selector on his sound who lives in Jamaica call about the program.

So mi say to me self "Dah ting yah serious!! Mi must fuck bout 3 a him gyal dem and never know bout it!"

Guess thats a negative side effect of Whoring and Touring, who knows

Especially since I said in my blog that I would fuck my best friends girl

Or maybe I''m getting too popular I dont know I mean as of late I've been traveling alot, I havent been to any bars in Fla yet but I'll be performing in Orlando next saturday so I'm not sure if that counts. who knows...

But anyways mi decide fi give di bredda a page today... two ring and it go voicemail zeen

People I have an Iphone and for those who are familiar with the spoof app you can pretty much call anyone and let them see whatever number you want them to see in there caller ID. So y'all can guess what I did right??

Mi call him from one a him selector dem number and di pussy answer inna one ring

If anyone takes offense to this message I apologize but everybody on my email list knows how I am, I speak my mind, a just so mi stay...

If anyone can shed some light on the situation that would be great, if not, thats OK too

I have to say big up to Krazy Hype and di Killaface family in Atlanta di girl dem tell me say y'all endorse mi tings
Big Up the Bryno and di Killaface Crew inna Milwaukee uunu show di whore respect, Big Up Freddo Killa and the Killaface crew inna Jamaica inna "dutty morning" like Freddo call it the girls hear my voice, Big Up Nambi Killa from Killaface Chicago yu a mi don and that nah go change.

To the ladies that frequent that particular bar in Florida.. well maybe one day the owner a di bar will book di whore and y'all can get to hear my songs LOL but chances are you wont hear any of the FREE DUBZ I voiced for your resident DJ. But lemme me help y'all out with some free promotion since my email list is very extensive....

EVERY FRIDAY @ THE LITTLE PUB, 351 SW 27TH AVE, FORT LAUDERDALE, FL, ITS RAMPING SHOP MEETS STOMPING SHOP, MUSIC BY KILLAFACE, MOSES I, DIGITAL SUPREME, FOR MORE INFO LOG ON TO WWW.KILLAFACE.COM OR CALL 414-732-7254

But I have to warn you, IF YOU HAVE THE SPOOF APP, Dont call and have my number show up in the Caller ID, YOU WONT GET THRU....

MI WAH FUCK EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD: POLYGAMY, DEH SO DI TING DEH

I say things that at times people think are crazy based on just initial shock but when yu pree my literature in its entirety you more times than not have to admit that there is always logic to the things I say.

I actually researched this subject before writing this blog.

I obviously believe that man fi have nuff woman and mi no feel so no straight man really want just one woman (my opinion)
A straight man have to force himself to have one woman. ASK ANY MAN WHO NO FRAID FI TALK DI TRUTH.

Mek we pree some things:

1 What is the ratio of Men to Women in the world

I have to be honest before researching this I was under the misconception that women outnumbered men by a great margin.
I found however that its damn near 1:1 after checking with various sources

Mi did kinda vex because mi couldn't use the ratio argument to display the naturalness of poligamy.

Men do die younger and more frequently than women though and more men incarcerated than women so at certain ages there are definately more women available than men.

If you get biblical
The Bible mentions approximately forty polygynists, including such prominent figures as Abraham, Jacob, Esau, Moses, David and King Solomon
I almost every historical society polygamy was practiced and accepted:

Mi hear Tony Matterhorn say and I quote " King Solomon was the wisest man and he had many wives and much more concubines and concubines are women you fuck but you dont marry them" end quote.

The wisest man in our history..... so wah dat wouldda mek some bwoy weh a one burner? FOOLS right?

Modern day you have Mormons ,FLDS Church and many more cultures dat still approve and endorse living "the good life" if you will.

Here wah me a say and again I am just sharing my opinion:

If me have 4 girlfriend and mi a fuck di 4 a dem i dont think I am cheating on anybody because a mi woman mi a fuck.
So if society accept di ting how it should be there would be no more infidelity (MAN JUST HAVE NUFF GYAL)

If you have HBO yu probably familiar with Big Love a movie bout a bredda who have and live with his 3 wives. (real inspirational series) tek a pree.

Mi close of dah blog yah short and sweet by saying this:

If a man physically and mentally can handle multiple women sexually and or emotionally he should be afforded that opportunity. When him get older maybe this conversation can be revisited while him can manage allow him fi manage.

I personally dont know any man who have one girl. Mi no know none. Call mi informer call mi whatever yu want, call mi whore, MI NO KNOW NONE!!!

So ladies you say you want a king right. In the time of Kings they had wives and concubines.

GROUPIES: THE HEART AND SOUL OF MUSIC

You know say my ting is to big up women of all walks of life. There is a certain demographic of women who rarely get the recognition and accolades that they deserve "GROUPIES".

They have various names, titles some more "derogative" than others but in my eyes these women are very important and need to know that I am a big fan.

A GHETTO BICYCLE BY DEFINITION: is a woman who every man in the "hood" if you will has ridden. Now this may seem initially to be a terrible way to describe a woman. A woman reading this may take offense to what I am saying. There are varying levels of what could be referred to as a "bicycle" the biggest ghetto bicycles are not even from the ghetto. They are often the "hot girls" who flex with the "hot man" dem and wear all the "hot clothes" them dat nuff a di little regular man dem want her but cant get. Don't be fooled...

I think ghetto bicycles on all levels are important to mankind and I am going to point out a few reasons shortly but lets first categorize our beloved "bicylces".

Firstly you have the basic "Ghetto Bicycle" she just like to fuck, she don't really go for any specific type of man, she just like dash out di ting.
Then you have the "Gold Diggers" they dash out dem hole but generally to men who have money, and or some type of position, occasionally dem will fuck a regular man but for the most part dem fuck di top man dem.
The 3rd type of Ghetto bicycles are the GROUPIES they fuck artists, managers, musicians etc because of their songs, fame, status etc.

Lets talk about them individually

1. Basic Ghetto bicycle:

- Every Man love them and they are the realest of the 3 categories
- Dem like yu dem aggo give yu some pussy (a just so it set)
- No commitment is required usually

2. Gold Diggers

- They usually look real fucking good and have dem self well put together and seem to be "good girls"
- From yu thing deh pon a level (money, power, social status) you can fuck
- They don't really have to like you to give you some pussy

3. Groupies

- They come in all shapes, sizes, races, creed and nationalities (variety is after all the spice of life)
- They support your shows, buy your records,
- They know all about you and they in their own special way have mad love for you


As a man who can be perceived as eligible for all the categories of Ghetto bicycles I think I am the perfect man to speak on the subject. I really want to talk about Groupies and their significance/ importance to music.

Artists depending on there level of success tend to be always traveling, (eg. I am currently in the UK on a small tour) on these travels they meet obviously all different types of women. Big up all "goodas" but if me come a say "London" for a weekend mi no have no time fi goodas, Mi wah fuck... Keep it real

I feel like a lot of things as far as men are concerned are "PUM PUM MOTIVATED" if yu pree di ting. Why we wah nuff money, nice car , popularity and fame ? (The politically correct answer is to take care of your family, security blah blah blah blah blah blah) MAN WAH HAVE NUFF GYAL FI FUCK AND FLEX WID.

Can you understand the feeling when yu walk in a room wid a model pon yu arm, a woman who mek all di other man dem turn dem heads, step it up, imagine walking in with 2 such women on your arm (music allows this lol) Wah dem call it in America "SWAG!" All real musician know wah mi a talk bout.
Even to another level what does it do for a man's ego when A woman who, when yu never sing no song you probably couldn't even offer her a water, trying to flirt and get with you....

Ladies you get offered sex every day of you life , so when a man trying to fuck you its like nothing. When a man getting offers from some women its like "Damn it must be my lucky day!!!"

They use to say DJs (dudes that spin the music) gets all the girls. Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
The artists (dudes that sing the music) get way more girls....

When a man reach pon a certain level in music and a get certain attention, that is something that is not easy to give up so an artist aggo try his best to maintain and are increase the level of his musical accolades.

So Groupies provide the type of motivation that keeps good music on our radios and in our ipods.

As and artist/ entertainer I have been all over Japan, Germany, USA, England, Jamaica and I plan to come to a lot of other countries and markets. And from the bottom of my heart I have to say THANK YOU to all groupies. You are very much appreciated, keep up the good work, you are the heartbeat of music and THE WHORE OF DANCEHALL loves you and is looking forward to meeting you soon and or meeting you again soon.

BILSTON TO BEDFORD: MY FIRST EVER PERFORMANCE IN THE UK

BILSTON TO BEDFORD
My first ever performance in the UK was in Bilston Saturday night (Princess Promotions) I got to the club bout 3:15 am (fashionable late) to a welcome surprise the venue was ram, and di selector dem did a deal wid di place wikkid. Everybody know say a promotion me say so I did my regular ting hand out promotional LAMAR CLAN cds to the female patrons.
It was funny when this sexy girl asked me "what time is Fudgie Springer coming?" ... I chuckled and told her "I don't know... I'm surprised he isn't here yet." and continued about my business handing out cds
Ladies if I am booked for and event in your city and you are not sure what I look like. If you see a tall black handsome man who is clean as a whistle handing out cd's its me OK. :o)
In fore site, however, I wished I had introduced myself and got her number cause di girl hot but a work mi did a work a never chicken mi a jerk. Big up Platinum Hype di selector that played before I performed. Him mix up di gyal dem wikkid kinda reminded me of myself behind the turntables except me slacker and talk bout fuck more...
Platinum informed me that my queue was when a daggering beat dropped. Him play di buddy buddy riddim and signaled for me to come perform and mi say "Platinum yu no know me ? Mi wah dagga some gyal too!!!"
The video will tell the story but lets just say at one point a 3 girl tek on mi alone and a me win. LOL

Performance time mi kick it off with "Your buddy" and then mi stop and explain to the ladies why dem need to suck dick for the contuance and prosperity of their ongoing relationships.
A me a di whore inna dancehall a me talk di tings dem dat everybody else fraid fi talk bout.
They responded well to "Hot Gyal" my song on the national pride and I had all the ladies singing "Fuck and Collect". "Pussy Good" was automatic and "Pussy Please" was well recieved. All and all I enjoyed Bilston and I look forward to performing for these ladies in the future. I have a few stops in London but the next big dance that they promoted me hard is in Bedford this coming Saturday and mi cyah wait fi reach.
The UK is nice whore musik to the world !!!!

I WOULD FUCK MY BEST FRIEND GIRL

Ok big Up all the people who are following me on Twitter. If you are not sort out yuself
http://www.twitter.com/fudgiespringer
TWITTER HAS A RATING SYSTEM CALLED TWEET GRADE http://www.tweetgrade.com rating how followable (is that a word LOL) each person on twitter is so yu can pree mi tweet grade before you follow me, then pree some other people's LOL.
Last night I was forced to spend the night at a local 3 star hotel in Pittsburgh and with all the spare time I started thinking about some topics that most people probably would avoid or not give the thought that it deserves. On twitter mi title it MY OPINION
Lets paint a picture:
Yu breddren a go crazy over wah girl, he introduces you to her as his main squeeze, she is good looking and seems like a nice girl and you are happy for your boy. (LADIES Y'ALL CAN FLIP IT TO APPLY TO YOU)
After interacting with them you start notice say the girl lets call her "GOOD PUMS" a pree you. Further more she start flirt with you and tries to link up with you without dude knowing.

WHAT IS THE CORRECT PROCEDURE AT THIS POINT???????
a) Tell yu breddren right away b) ignore her because she is just playing c) Fuck Her a keep her secret d) Fuck the shit outta her and tell your boy everything ASAP

LETS ANALYSE THE OPTIONS HERE:
a) Tell yu breddren right away
This might seem and I stress seem like the best thing to do. But let me share something with you
THAT IS THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO !!!!!
Let me tell you how this progresses, You tell dude, He gets mad, he confronts his boo, GOOD PUMS, who he feels strongly for, She denies it and says yu did a try look her and NOW.....
DI TWO A DEM A PREE YOU !!!!
so obviously option a) is a no no
b) ignore her cause she just playing
Now this one seems slightly better than the previous option and can be considered especially if you think you should just mind your own business and not get involved. To how I see it, mi check fi mi breddren dem and if GOOD PUMS would come on to me, knowing that me and dude are friends imagine who else she would come on to. So if yu breddren really a check for this girl IT'S NOT IN HIS BEST INTEREST FOR YOU TO IGNORE IT!!!
c) Fuck her and keep her secret
YOU A FUCKED UP FRIEND !!!! Dats all I can say if you considered this option
d) Fuck the shit outta her and tell your boy everything ASAP
This may seem like the worst option right, But think about it, If your girl Fuck your breddren yu know she anno wife material right, if yu breddren say yu girl a come on to him or he say your girl gave up the pussy which statement would have a greater effect, which statement could she not so easily deny.
In every option before d) dude is getting played IN OPTION D HE IS FORCED TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE

Call me a genius, a philosopher, call me a Whore , who cares.... OPTION D
is the correct answer (and I am speaking from experience both sides of the equation)
THE SECOND MORAL OF THE STORY IS YOU NEED TO BE FOLLOWING ME ON TWITTER LOL

PUM PUM PROMOTION: Lil Dainty, Acacia, Princess Pandora, Princess Fyah, SYNDICATED FUSEBOX RADIO/ MY UK CONTACT INFO

Big up every woman cause I would love to meet all of you one day, and a mi buss all a di hot gyal dem so if yu ting sort out link mi pon twitter mek mi promote di Pum Pum. deh so mi ting deh

As y'all know I am in the UK and when I am not in the US or Jamaica I tend to send these lil messages more often (for what ever reason) Over the last few weeks I came across some women that I think people need to know about, and since a me say "GYAL" and "PUM PUM" and "FUCK" and these things I think it's my responsibility to introduce these women to all that I can because in there own significant way they have grabbed my attention with their talents and determination.

oh btw ladies my twitter link is : http://www.twitter.com/fudgiespringer

LIL DAINTY, ACACIA, PRINCESS PANDORA, PRINCESS FIYAH, DJ FUSION Big up y'all self (some of you guys I think are on my list)

Mek mi start talk:

1. LIL DAINTY

Mi deh a UK a mind mi business, doing my regular thing a beg some pum pum pon twitter and a friend of mine say's"there is an artist in the UK called Lil Dainty who is slacker than you and she hot!" ....

Mi shake mi head (SMH - twitter jargon LOL) and say "Slacker than me? and its a she? LUUUUU" Needless to say though it grabbed my attention. Mi a wonder if mi aggo haffi sue somebody since slacker than me gotta be illegal or wrong or something....

I visited her myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/lildainty tek a pree

and The first thing that came to mind was "Mi woullda fuck dah gyal yah yu see!!!"....

c'mon people I'm a whore wah yu expect mi fi think..... Anyways mi tek the time out to pree her music and the girl bad. I think she originally from Negril (Yu know say a Sav La Mar me come from). If you a producer, artist or just a reggae fan give her a listening ear trust mi .... I would love to meet and work with her . Mi aggo recommend her to Unda Teka see if he can voice her on one of his upcoming productions.

Wid promotion mi believe say she can make some noise inna di business. Tell me what y'all think

2. ACACIA

I had the honour of being one of the judges in the most recent dancehall queen competition in Detroit. I noticed the MC introduced Acacia from California. It was a white girl (I apologize for saying this but because of that reason I didnt expect too much) Dem drop Charly Black song Buddy Buddy and this girl killed it. Mad Energy, talent , flexibilty.. Y'all already knew what I thought.. "A wonder if dah gyal yah can fuck like dat??"

LOL a so me stay I like to know things...

After the competition was ended prematurely I had a chance to speak to her and what she said amazed me.

She had flew from California to detroit just to compete in that competition, and further more she planned to fly to Minnesota, Chicago and Washington DC to enter their respective dancehall queen competitions. And win lose or draw she was going to fly to Montego Bay Jamaica to compete in the International DHQ competition in August. She reminded me of myself in more ways than one.

How could you not admire such determination? How could I not route for a person such as this?

I am publicly saying I am a fan of Acacia and to me she is already a winner

check her out on myspace: http://www.myspace.com/choreography_

and follow her on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/freestylequeen_

3. PRINCESS PANDORA (PRINCESS PROMOTIONS)

Nuff man no too rate me fi what ever reason, in some cities mi hear say mi tek weh dem woman, mi hear say mi cannot DJ, maybe mi mek some bredda realize say dem really anno gallist.... mi no know

Women on the other hand tend to love me and mi anno battyman so mi love dem back. This has translated on the business side of things to me being booked by mostly female promoters. A lot of y'all are on my list and I love y'all. This specific Lady I am telling you about is Princess Pandora of Princess Promotions who resides in Birmingham.

Y'all know I am performing in Birmingham tonight right. Well this is her first dance ever. This impressed me because she put so much faith in a new dancehall artist who more than likely is not huge in her city. I met Pandora as I met most of you doing my regular tedious myspace promotion and started talking to her on skype. She was a flirt as am I so you know what I thought right?? "Dah woman yah wah fuck di whore!!" .....

Well mi deh a Birmingham, she get me my own flat (apartment) and is one of the most professional and focused promoters I have worked with to date. She has promoted me hard in her city and tonight mi aggo try return the favour by giving her and her patrons a good show.

If you are a young selector, artist, dancer or even someone who is more established, you need to know Princess Pandora, she is on the rise and is "WHORE APPROVED" :o) Oh she's also a radio personality on one of the hottest radio stations in Birmingham Hot 92 FM

Give her a link on myspace trust me this is a good contact: http://www.myspace.com/insidepandorasbox

4. PRINCESS FIYAH (ROYAL FIYAH INC)

Prior to a few weeks ago I had no idea what a PR was and or what they did. You guys already know that I live on twitter and no matter where in the world I am log on to my twitter page and you can know whats going on with me. Well I met Princess Fiyah on twitter. She didnt know me but after conversing and her reading mi crazy tweets I eventually sent her my music. One day she asked me ... "Do you have a PR ?" .....

you know what I thought right ?? "What the hell is a PR ??" LOL

Well she is a PR and she is helping the whore musik movement artists look her up she is very efficient and good at what she does . MI CAREER GONE AGAIN!!!! LOL

check her out: www.myspace.com/princessfiyah

www.twitter.com/fiyahempress
www.facebook.com/tonjajohnson

4. DJ FUSION (SYNDICATED FUSEBOX RADIO BROADCAST)

I hope you are starting to see the value of twitter. This is another lady I met on twitter. I am not quite sure how our interaction started but I know that Ms Mary Nichols likes whore musik because since I sent her my songs I see my name on the playlists for Fusebox Radio.

http://fuseboxradio.podomatic.com/ Just Pree podcast #159 and #160 the two latest podcasts of the show. As an artist I can assure you a lot of DJs that say they will play your music are doing just that "saying they are going to play your music" ....

SHE REAL TO DI TING!!!

look her up : http://www.twitter.com/fuseboxradio

http://www.BlackRadioIsBack.com/

Well like me say a me say every gyal so all girls big up y'all self.MI LOVE UUNU !!!!!!

TWO BEST WAYS TO CONTACT ME WHILE I AM IN THE UK

My UK cellphone number is 011 44 7931 483591

or

http://www.twitter.com/fudgiespringer